If you wear flip flops you are weak
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Replying to @helioshellfire
how you gonna talk to me like this man there prickles and shit outside, i aint tryna get some fuckin staph infection or some shit every time i take my dog for a piss
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Replying to @heliosolipsism
this fully increases prep time by a full minute, if i wear shoes i gotta wear socks, if i wear socks, i gotta go find them and a matching pair, where does it all stop man
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Replying to @TRULY_RELAXED
Imagine this: your foam protection pierced by a used needle. A snake biting u on yr exposed toe Regular shoes protect you from these dangers
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Replying to @heliosolipsism
there are no needles because i dont live in a filthy concrete hive like the rest of shithead california, and there are no snakes because of zoological reasons i guess im not a fucking scientist man
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Replying to @TRULY_RELAXED
Build up the calluses on you feet, walk the dog naked and barefoot
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Replying to @helioshellfire
i dunno man we got hawks, one of them might swoop down and try to bite off my peter
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That’s one snake they won’t touch
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