Helena Fitzgerald

@helfitzgerald

non-fiction, fiction, public crying. blah blah internet. taller in person. will never calm down.

new york, ny
nightcoffee.nyc
Joined July 2008
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  2. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    Never let a man who doesn't have a top sheet accuse you of being high maintenance.

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  3. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    You accuse me of being high maintenance as if maintaining isn’t a deeply satisfying act of care and responsibility.

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  4. 5 hours ago

    .' gigantic crush on Connie Britton perpetually gives me confidence for the health of our relationship as I get older

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  5. 5 hours ago

    aside from everything else, People vs OJ is an absolute monument to the all-actors-are-playing-a-single-character-on-a-long-timeline theory

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    8 hours ago

    We all just want to be loved like Gomez loves Morticia.

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  7. 7 hours ago

    like 90% of the reason for being in a relationship is to do really gross dumb things & ask yr partner is "is this sexy? how about now?"

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  8. 7 hours ago

    these results may surprise you!!!

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  9. 7 hours ago

    having hypersensitive skin that is basically low-level allergic to everything is v bad, 0/10 do not recommend

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  10. 8 hours ago

    long sunday afternoon while you cook & I type <3

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  12. 11 hours ago

    (well, free except they are physical tickets & you have to find a way to get them from my apt on the UWS. but otherwise free.)

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  13. 11 hours ago

    hey friends, I have two tickets to see Chairlift at Music Hall of Williamsburg tonight, but I sadly can't make it. anyone want 'em? free!

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    Jan 13

    what the hell did they tell this dog

    3:10 PM - 13 Jan 2016 · Details
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  15. 14 hours ago

    lying in bed all day w vitamins & tea & shit so I can be not-sick at this rad event where I'm reading on Wednesday

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  16. Retweeted
    Apr 9

    Just a reminder that I have 2 tickets to Henry IV Part 2 tonight and Henry V tomorrow at BAM if anyone is looking.

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  17. 15 hours ago

    hi bear we're home now

    7:30 AM - 10 Apr 2016 · Details
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  18. 15 hours ago

    best part of being home.

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    Apr 9

    If anyone ever brings you to someplace in New York that has a cover punch them right in the face.

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    Apr 9

    subtweets are my favourite literary genre

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  21. Apr 9

    I normally really don't do great with turbulence, but this month's is so riveting that it got me through

    8:10 PM - 9 Apr 2016 · Details
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