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    1. Sarah Silverman ‏@SarahKSilverman Jan 13

      That SJW thing is astounding to me. The idea that people who fight 4 social justice are losers.. oof I can't imagine that ideology ages well

      514 replies 767 retweets 4,857 likes
    2. Mark Fitzgerald ‏@funescapecast Jan 13

      @SarahKSilverman yeah its sorta not that simplistic, SJW refers to people who want to virtue signal and be seen to be right more than caring

      15 replies 1 retweet 220 likes
    3. Drew Coombs ‏@random_tangent Jan 13

      @funescapecast @SarahKSilvermanpic.twitter.com/VEagGy7LH9

      6 replies 0 retweets 31 likes
    4. Real Bendejo ‏@BenWolf96 Jan 13

      @random_tangent @funescapecast @SarahKSilverman so instead of actually giving a rational response, you make fun of the man. Classy.

      3 replies 2 retweets 125 likes
    5. Mark Fitzgerald ‏@funescapecast Jan 13

      @BenWolf96 @random_tangent @SarahKSilverman was I getting made fun of? I am offended :)

      2 replies 0 retweets 78 likes
    6. AlertFiend ‏@AlertFiend Jan 13

      @funescapecast @BenWolf96 @random_tangent @SarahKSilvermanpic.twitter.com/mBpAUVVAbU

      5 replies 0 retweets 57 likes
      helenmucus ‏@helenmucus Jan 13

      @AlertFiend @funescapecast @BenWolf96 @random_tangent @SarahKSilvermanpic.twitter.com/m2me7InJwQ

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        1. AlertFiend ‏@AlertFiend Jan 13

          @helenmucus @funescapecast @BenWolf96 @random_tangent @SarahKSilverman I have no idea what we are doing.

          2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
        2. Nathan Hall ‏@LupusFerros Jan 13

          @AlertFiend @helenmucus @funescapecast @BenWolf96 @random_tangent wherever an image based joke acquires self awareness, /b/ is there. XD

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