helenmucus

@helenmucus

“Everybody wants to save the world but nobody wants to help mom with the dishes.” - P.J. O'Rourke

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  1. Jan 9

    Meryl Streep just clued us in on Hollywood's admirable diversity, and here I was thinking

    2 retweets 2 likes
  2. Jan 5

    God, when is this year over?

    17 replies 106 retweets 384 likes
  3. 17 Dec 2016

    another Vincent Price.

    5 replies 23 retweets 112 likes
  4. 30 Dec 2016

    And he knows that you are very dumb

    Great move on delay (by V. Putin) - I always knew he was very smart!
  5. 27 Dec 2016

    New rule: Celebrity deaths come in threes. Many times in a row. Sometimes quickly. And maybe spread out.

    5 replies 10 retweets 74 likes
  6. 22 Dec 2016

    *Not actual size

    522 replies 20,813 retweets 62,040 likes
  7. 17 Dec 2016

    Truth, courtesy of

  8. 12 Dec 2016

    The birth of Tentacle Porn.

    "The Dream of the Fisherman’s Wife" (1814)
    1 reply 1 like
  9. 29 Nov 2016

    See how long it takes you to spot Bert from Sesame Street in this photo:

    46 replies 699 retweets 748 likes
  10. 29 Nov 2016

    Think there's no harm in a little ? Think again. gateway drugs: not even once.

    , , and 2 others
    26 replies 103 retweets 366 likes
  11. 27 Nov 2016

    Republicans praising Putin. Democrats praising Castro. And I'm just here not being a fan of human rights violating dictators. Silly me.

    42 replies 496 retweets 1,411 likes
  12. 25 Nov 2016

    Just a reminder that (tried to) warn us about 'the new atheist' threat, yet it's still the religious right that's the problem

    5 replies 7 retweets 48 likes
  13. 25 Nov 2016

    638 confirmed assassionation attempts, but not even Castro could survive 2016. This year will be unforgettable.

    18 replies 661 retweets 1,065 likes
  14. 25 Nov 2016

    Kermit is best meme

    11 retweets 19 likes
  15. 9 Nov 2016

    Who knew hashtags had so much power

  16. 7 Nov 2016

    Regardless of who is elected POTUS tomorrow, we should probably start the impeachment process now. Just saying

    2 retweets 3 likes
  17. 2 Nov 2016

    . suspended?FFS!When did British gymnastics adopt blasphemy law?Would this apply to Christianity too?

    59 replies 521 retweets 730 likes
  18. 28 Oct 2016

    The new FBI probe prove's Trump's assertion that there is a giant conspiracy within the government to elect Hillary Cli ... Oh.

    7 replies 25 retweets 130 likes
  19. 27 Oct 2016

    Our latest piece is by Amjad Khan, who asks why is labelled 'anti Muslim' in a report

    2 replies 24 retweets 28 likes
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      @adamcurry

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      @jordanbpeterson

      University of Toronto Professor of Psychology

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