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@helenloujenkins

very contradictory but pretty quaintrelle. hope i never take this stuff seriously.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    21. ožu 2019.

    The usual way to introduce yourself in Japanese is 「よろしくお願いします」(yoroshiku onegaishimasu) "pleased to meet you" but a direct translation is "please let this go well" I enjoy that.

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  2. prije 23 sata

    want to send this to at least nine people tbh

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  3. 1. velj

    My mum once again telling me she wants to put me in a black bag and shake me. Love it.

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  4. 1. velj

    My mum nearly died with laughter choking on her own windpipe tonight. Never been so jealous of comedians in my life

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    1. velj

    Ken Clarke pointing out that ‘ building bridges out to the world ‘ is a nonsense expression. There is no plan for science, security, trade, medicine, with the rest of the world. We are on very dangerous ground

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    31. sij

    If you write TV comedy, please DM me for a writer’s TV comedy opportunity. The offer was sent to me but I do not write comedy and would like to help other aspiring writers. Feel free to RT this post to help spread the word.

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    28. sij

    バーコーダーセッション🏪 バーコードリーダーのスキャン信号をレジではなく、スピーカーに直接接続することで音を鳴らす。 昼はバイトでレジ係、夜はクラブでバーコーディストになれます┃┃┃┃

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  8. 30. sij

    At Parliament Square and there's a gaggle of protesters flying some beautiful lit up EU fairy light flags. Good people.

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    The dates of our next window for sending unsolicited scripts have just been announced. Find full details here >>>

    Comedy Script Room
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    Being British, the American comic tradition of ‘roasts’ has always confused me. Surely, spread it out over a lifetime and say it all about yourself within moments of meeting anyone.

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    15. sij

    Just imagine how many arguments you've lost in other people's heads.

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  13. 30. sij

    The arrivals gate at heathrow terminal 4 is not all hugs and smiles. love actually lied there. it's three interpreters and their notebooks playing paper scissors rock on who goes to get the coffee

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  14. 30. sij

    en te levant le matin, rappelle-toi combien précieux est le privilège de vivre, de respirer, d'être heureux.

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  15. 30. sij

    If standing in the middle of a crowded bus going 70mph with no available handholds while also cradling a cup of coffee and a heavy backpack can’t knock me over then you certainly can’t mary

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    29. sij

    Wales: I just got confirmation that I’ll be returning to Mach Fest for the third time this year! I cannot wait to see you all! Mark your calendars to catch my new hour Saturday, May 2 at 9:00. xoxo

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    29. sij

    this is the neoliberal hell created by macron: police beating firefighters on the streets, while the entire western press ignores it

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  18. 30. sij

    i can't deal with this i am VERY tired and this is VERY PURE

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  19. 30. sij

    Thirty-ONE. SWEET lord 🙃

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  20. 30. sij

    Doing full time work and comedy and LIFE is hard. I am thirty and tired always

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