Helen Holmes

@helenbholmes

Editor-in-Chief at , bylines in etc. catch me at your dad's funeral in a wide brimmed hat

New York, NY
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Joined August 2011
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  1. 2 hours ago

    please take away my wifi

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  2. 6 hours ago

    Sad!

    Mayor Bill de Blasio still can't get Hillary Clinton to hang out with him
  3. Retweeted
    Apr 8

    Scam Wave Feminism

    1,391 retweets 2,056 likes
  4. Apr 7

    I have a crush on a writer who hasn't written anything in years. He's perfect

    6 likes
  5. Apr 7

    I've never read The Bell Jar and I'm about to start The Bell Jar

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  6. Apr 6

    this too

    6:25 PM - 6 Apr 2016 · Details
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  7. Apr 6

    *books one way ticket to the molten core of planet earth*

    4:19 PM - 6 Apr 2016 · Details
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  8. Apr 6

    last night I dreamt Beyoncé was my Uber driver, she let me ride shotgun

    1 retweet 8 likes
  9. Apr 6

    get you a girl who can do both

    1:39 PM - 6 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 6

    fuck you Sony fuck you Sony fuck you Sony fuck you Sony fuck you Sony fuck you Sony

    1:17 PM - 6 Apr 2016 · Details
    53 retweets 77 likes
  11. Apr 6

    holy god

    12:08 PM - 6 Apr 2016 · Details
    14 retweets 53 likes
  12. Apr 5

    brb, just crying about the consistently stern yet achingly gentle tone of WikiHow articles

    1 retweet 10 likes
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    Apr 5

    Hey everybody! is holding a rally in Washington Square Park on April 13!

    6:45 AM - 5 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Apr 4

    This is why men shouldn't write about rape

    1:56 PM - 4 Apr 2016 · Details
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  15. Apr 3

    the Elle on Earth guy should be America's next Bachelor

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    Apr 1

    mood: eternal midnight of the soul

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  17. Apr 1

    making an effort jk

    5:32 PM - 1 Apr 2016 · Details
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    Mar 28

    I wrote this essay on three generations of beauty for

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  19. Mar 30

    😭⚰😭⚰😭⚰😭

    5:52 PM - 30 Mar 2016 · Details
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