Helen Holmes

@helenbholmes

Editor-in-Chief at , bylines in etc. catch me at your dad's funeral in a wide brimmed hat

New York, NY
Joined August 2011

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    Scam Wave Feminism

  2. I have a crush on a writer who hasn't written anything in years. He's perfect

  3. I've never read The Bell Jar and I'm about to start The Bell Jar

  4. *books one way ticket to the molten core of planet earth*

  5. last night I dreamt Beyoncé was my Uber driver, she let me ride shotgun

  6. get you a girl who can do both

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    fuck you Sony fuck you Sony fuck you Sony fuck you Sony fuck you Sony fuck you Sony

  8. brb, just crying about the consistently stern yet achingly gentle tone of WikiHow articles

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  11. the Elle on Earth guy should be America's next Bachelor

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    mood: eternal midnight of the soul

  13. making an effort jk

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