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@helena_andrews

Yes, I AM the black lady. Also, co-conspirator at the con (Oh, and I wrote a book you should buy pronto )

By Obama and 'nem
Joined September 2009

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  1. Reason 143 why is amazing. "True Hip-Hop Stories: That Time I Pretended To Be A High School Kid ..."

  2. "There are years that ask questions and years that answer." -- Zora Neal Hurston (photo via )

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  3. "It was a very stupid week." Said everyone everywhere. on the black lady marriageability debate

  4. D.C. Rises from Sixth Most Expensive Rental Market to Fifth via

  5. "...communication is a complicated dance between speaker and listener, writer and reader..." -- on

  6. Let Them Kick Rocks. A collection of essays on the amateur anonymous Internet intelligentsia.

  7. But Why Doe? A book chronicling the all the dumb stuff people do on the Internet for absolutely no reason at all.

  8. Be honest. How many "if I hit the Lotto" drunken debates have you had? Because the way my student loans are set up...

  9. Debbie Wasserman Schultz Thinks Young Women Are Complacent

  10. "Here’s what I see: a complacency among the generation of young women whose entire lives have been lived after Roe v. Wade ..." -- DWS

  11. Could this be the thing that brings down Donald Trump's campaign?

  12. Retweeted

    the always reliable updates one of the weirder stories i ever worked on:

  13. CONGRATS ! ‘Being Mary Jane’ Renewed for Season 4 at BET via

  14. "I'm honored to be hosting the first black president's, last White House Correspondents' Dinner" --

  15. And I will never stop forgetting/remembering that the sad man in love w Keria Knightly grows up to be Rick Grimes

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  16. Until the universe gives me something better "Love Actually" will be my favorite Christmas film of all time.

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  17. 'Xena' reboot officially in the works with 'Lost' writer via

  18. "I hope they have free express shipping in heaven." -- Robyn

  19. Watching and loving "Jessica Jones" but why oh WHY does she keep going back to that dang apartment? Girl the bad guys got your address!!!

  20. CC that think piece: CH shaded the naked trend MONTHS ago: “In life, there should be a little mystery.”

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