I never had sex with a libertarian but I always worried they made you sign a 20-page contract for a one-night stand, with lawyers present to witness the fulfillment.
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Such a catch.
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Woah. How does one even address this. It’s like a crumpled up bag of misogyny full of dripping wet self-hatred. His profile photo is the cherry on the cake.
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It's unsurprising a libertarian would confuse marriage vows and romantic love with futures contracts.
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Because they only give a shit about themselves? Libertarians should just masterbate and leave the rest of us alone.
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Ah, "I was only joking," the first refuge of the incompetent.
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She sounds like a lucky woman
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