"I guarantee you, there's no problem."
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Everytime I hear that I get the
@menswearhouse guy's voice in my head "I'm really rich. I guarantee you. Believe me, there's no problem"
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I've been using "I didn't have anything to do with Russian hookers" ..
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Hey stop bad mouthing ephebophiles
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have a
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Well, learned a new word today. Thanks, I guess?
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"I hope you can let this go"



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wait where did that last one come from???
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Just a hunch I have about Trump.
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@pacelattin You forgot "No one respects women more than me." Woman proceeds to run as fast as she can! LOLOLOL!Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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