1. Riffing off @jonathanchait's conceit, let's imagine a remake of the Big Lebowski with the candidates running for president.
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@HeerJeet I feel like O'Malley is more along the lines of Donny. Bush is one of the carpet pissers.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet Rand Paul seems the most Dude-esque, really. -
@normative@HeerJeet If you include third parties, then surely the proper Dude is@GovGaryJohnson.
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@HeerJeet Mike Huckabee is Brandt?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet Who are the Nihilists?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet “No, Donny, these men are Republicans. There’s nothing to be afraid of.”Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet Brent = Jeb if the people-pleasing Golden Retriever mentality is any indicatorThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet Surely Walter would be Chris Christie, no?Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet Philip Seymour Hoffman = MarcoThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@HeerJeet The rest of the list I can see with some interpretation, but Walter Sobchak = Ted Cruz? No way. Also, Donald Trump = Jesus Q.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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