"Too many of us get stuck living unfulfilled, unhappy lives because we have too much of God to just give up, but not enough of God to feel like we can go on."
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we got our son one of those galaxy projecting nightlights, and I think it broke his brain. he’s just screaming at it.
…in case you were wondering why I was awake so late on a school night
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I once had a boss who pronounced “supposedly” like “supposably.” Then one day, I was walking out of the office, and he asked where I was going. I said “the bathroom.” He said “there’s a bath in there?” I said, “no.” To which he replied “then be smart. Call it a restroom.”
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hi hello:
it’s supposedly, not supposably
et cetera, not eck cetra
espresso, not expresso
ask, not axe
cavalry, not calvary (you’re probably not talking about Jesus)
thank you. love you all.
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first result. nailed it.
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interesting name for a baby store. like yeah, that’s how we got here
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I just noticed the butt is climate friendly
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it’s so weird the first time your first child gets sick. i’m like “aw i’m sorry. go talk to your mo—holy crap that’s me. i’m the mom.”
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so my order was shipped from Illinois to a distribution center in north houston (where I live). then, rather than dropping it off at my house, it’s been transferred to nashua NEW HAMSHIRE (which I only know of because of the office). I stan efficiently.
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“we see you’re looking at vases. could we interest you in a butt planter?”
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is it just me or when you get cut off by someone with a sticker from your rival, you think “of course he’s an asshole. he’s a longhorn,” but if it’s your alma mater, you think “I bet that Aggie is having a family emergency. I’ll keep them in my prayers”
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I honestly can’t believe he’s gone. I feel sick for his family. He was a great coach and always the coach i’d love to have a beer with
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I’d prefer an autograph from Leach than a kiss from Tom Herman.
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Mike Leach is a gift to humanity and no Leach hate will be tolerated here
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is there anything mike leach can't do?
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NYTimes is reporting that Mike Leach will be Biden's Chief Diversity and Inclusion Director.
Safe to assume they googled the wrong Mike Leach 
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reporter: “what would you say to your team after seeing that fight?”
mike leach: “uh don’t do it again”
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I want to write a huge billboard in my yard that says “imagine there are decorations here.” then another pointing to the trees- “imagine these are wrapped.” and one on the roof- “There’s a huge Santa and his sleigh here. Turn your radio station to whatever you want”
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Rest in peace, Pirate. On to Valhalla
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are you even an Aggie mom if you aren’t teaching your son the War Hymn at 3 AM because you don’t know any real nursery rhymes
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ok what is this box next to prime
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my mom bought my son a little plastic playskool slide. he’s never tried to go down it. he has ONLY tried climbing up it. so basically I know he’s male
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im actually really surprised by this poll. my parents didn’t do santa but I don’t really remember anyone in school talking about him either (I did go to a christian school)
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showing the baby Mulan for the first time, so I naturally have to belt out the songs so he gets the full experience
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Question for parents (particularly Christian parents): do you do the whole Santa thing with your kids?
- yes79.1%
- no20.9%
3,052 votesFinal results
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ummm to clarify, because apparently I have to, this is not a video of me. i’d murder those crickets in a heartbeat. with no emotion. because crickets should not elicit emotion like this.
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nice
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Is it creepier to hit on someone on LinkedIn or Nextdoor?
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having an identity crisis today
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I’d rather have back pain for the rest of my life than do this
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I am dead
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