"Too many of us get stuck living unfulfilled, unhappy lives because we have too much of God to just give up, but not enough of God to feel like we can go on."
we got our son one of those galaxy projecting nightlights, and I think it broke his brain. he’s just screaming at it.
…in case you were wondering why I was awake so late on a school night
I once had a boss who pronounced “supposedly” like “supposably.” Then one day, I was walking out of the office, and he asked where I was going. I said “the bathroom.” He said “there’s a bath in there?” I said, “no.” To which he replied “then be smart. Call it a restroom.”
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hi hello:
it’s supposedly, not supposably
et cetera, not eck cetra
espresso, not expresso
ask, not axe
cavalry, not calvary (you’re probably not talking about Jesus)
thank you. love you all.
so my order was shipped from Illinois to a distribution center in north houston (where I live). then, rather than dropping it off at my house, it’s been transferred to nashua NEW HAMSHIRE (which I only know of because of the office). I stan efficiently.
is it just me or when you get cut off by someone with a sticker from your rival, you think “of course he’s an asshole. he’s a longhorn,” but if it’s your alma mater, you think “I bet that Aggie is having a family emergency. I’ll keep them in my prayers”
I want to write a huge billboard in my yard that says “imagine there are decorations here.” then another pointing to the trees- “imagine these are wrapped.” and one on the roof- “There’s a huge Santa and his sleigh here. Turn your radio station to whatever you want”
im actually really surprised by this poll. my parents didn’t do santa but I don’t really remember anyone in school talking about him either (I did go to a christian school)
ummm to clarify, because apparently I have to, this is not a video of me. i’d murder those crickets in a heartbeat. with no emotion. because crickets should not elicit emotion like this.