hebisner

@hebisner

Long Beach, Ca
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  1. Retweeted
    18 hours ago

    ive seen the lucille hospital bar quote a lot today but it's missing the best part, which is her reaction to her own joke

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  2. 21 hours ago

    She had a libe at least as good in every episode.

    "I'll be at the hospital bar." "Mom there is no hospital bar." "That's why people hate hospitals." RIP.
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    Mar 25

    BREAKING: announces that state will expand COVID-19 vaccine eligibility to all 50+ individuals starting April 1 and all 16+ individuals on April 15, based on expected supply increases.

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    Feb 20

    Who did this??

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    Mar 24

    American history is Upton Sinclair making a bunch of money off The Jungle, using it to start a socialist commune in New Jersey, and then excluding Jews from it.

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    Mar 23

    When your cat is secretly a 5th dimensional elder god.

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  8. Mar 23

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  9. Mar 23

    Yup. Now get the NFL and MLB on board.

    I've argued now for some time that one great way to incentivize vaccines among men is to make attendance at sporting events dependent on getting them.
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    Mar 23

    "A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies, a chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."

    Replying to @cleantechnica
    I am accumulating resources to help make life multiplanetary & extend the light of consciousness to the stars
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  11. Mar 22

    Hoosiers Star Wars IV Godfather part 2 The Quiet Man My Favorite Year

    tell me ur top 5 movies
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    Mar 22

    Oh FFS. I got Bucky and Captain America. I'm just gonna live my life and let those two go at it.

    you’re in a love triangle with the first two people you click on, good luck
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  13. Mar 22

    Well , that’s my ride..smell you later nerds!!

    <HED>GOP kicks off '22 midterm campaign in style. <SubHed>Sarah Huckabee announces bid for House seat.
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  15. Mar 19

    Neither have most of his critics and an odd number of true believers.

    I have literally never read a word of Marx. Come at me
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  16. Mar 19

    Oh Scotland...

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  17. Mar 19

    Yup

    Teenagers in Grease be like: on my way to school
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    Mar 16

    The people who tried to ban me from playing Mortal Kombat, reading Stephen King, listening to AC/DC, and enjoying Dungeons & Dragons are claiming ‘cancel culture is out of control’. Someone call Alanis Morissette: I have some real irony to report.

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  19. Mar 16

    From Facebook. laying down his usual 25 min Bouzouki solo...

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    Mar 12

    Fëanor and his sons would literally slay their own kin at Alqualondë and then burn their ships at Losgar instead of going to therapy

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