C.H.U.D.ney Spears

@heatherhscott

Championing the minor irritations in a time of major grievances. If you like narrowing your eyes and facepalming, you’ll love .

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: lipanj 2015.
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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    2. velj

    Can’t wait for my daughter to be old enough to know that Sully from Monsters, Inc. is also Cop in Diner from C.H.U.D.

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    prije 38 minuta

    Wish I could verbalize my needs in a relationship the way this raccoon verbalizes it’s need for me to back the hell away from that half a bag of Cheetos on the sidewalk.

    1 reply 7 proslijeđenih tweetova 13 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    prije 35 minuta

    Morning #22 (Yes it's 21, see reply) Keep fighting, you matter to someone. One is too many!                          Prevention Hotline: 1.800.273.8255

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    prije 12 sati

    They need to make the audience shut up. * Me at a concert*

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    31. sij

    Signs up for a dating app just because I need someone to invite me to a Superbowl party.

    7 replies 34 proslijeđena tweeta 82 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    28. sij

    My OnlyFans is really just a mukbang account and sometimes I wear makeup or a fancy bra.

    6 replies 28 proslijeđenih tweetova 70 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    31. sij

    Gen X be like, "Step back kids; I'm actually old enough to own this mid-life crisis I'm currently having."

    6 replies 69 proslijeđenih tweetova 215 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    1. velj

    Spending my Friday night trying to gorilla glue the soles back on my favorite Target boots because single mom life slaps, yo.

    16 replies 56 proslijeđenih tweetova 255 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    9. sij

    I get a little turned on by anyone, male or female, that will step right out in front of my car in a parking lot without looking BECAUSE PEDESTRIANS HAVE THE RIGHTAWAY, MOTHER FUCKERS.

    14 replies 36 proslijeđenih tweetova 141 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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    5. velj

    "Please, sir, show me how," is only going to come out of my mouth in certain situations. And if it doesn't, then remember that I didn't ask.

    1 reply 15 proslijeđenih tweetova 43 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    23. sij

    It's a good thing I have eyebrows because if I had to draw them on, I would look even more bitchy.

    6 replies 30 proslijeđenih tweetova 75 korisnika označava da im se sviđa
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    21. sij

    Having polish sausage for lunch just because I'm so irrationally angry at anyone with a penis.

    15 replies 42 proslijeđena tweeta 142 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    22. sij

    Do people still go to the cemetery to makeout or nah?

    79 replies 104 proslijeđena tweeta 373 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    16. sij

    Romance is still alive, ladies.

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    prije 2 sata

    🏆 New Contest 🏆 This week's theme: Love & Lust Max 3 entries per person. Tweet must be NEW (created today). Open to all size accounts. Loads of judges, with tweet reads, TL crawls, listed in bio and more as prizes. Closes at midnight EST

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    prije 18 sati

    Sometimes I don’t know who to root for during the Showcase Showdown.

    10 replies 56 proslijeđenih tweetova 381 korisnik označava da mu se sviđa
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    prije 3 sata

    Its so go follow!

    14 replies 40 proslijeđenih tweetova 63 korisnika označavaju da im se sviđa
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    Not sure what exactly this says about things but I scored major points with my in-laws when I told them I was followed by Richard Cheese.

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    4. velj

    More like Iowa carcass now.

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    5. velj

    On the golf course the other day and suddenly had to pee. I was down a hillside from some houses, no trees and was worried someone might see my dick. But then I thought, I haven't seen the fucker in years. Maybe they could tell me if it's doing ok.

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    prije 14 sati

    The direction water flushes in a toilet is dependant on the shape of the bowl and how it jets from the tank. Hemisphere got nuthin to do with it. I tweet this to both reply guy and mansplain without doing it on someone's tweet. A nerd can only take so much.

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