men must sit down in special chairs with a hole in them, allowing the genitalia to dangle below, to protect the sperm-sacks. no alcohol for men; it’s bad for your potential babies. no sports, it endangers the sperm.
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If you smoke pot, gentlemen, you will be convicted of patricide. Laptops? Not near your lap, or your babies will have damaged DNA. No hot showers. Only room temperature water for your testicles. No stress, so no movies or high-impact narratives. No video-games. Keep sperm safe.
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Scotland, you're safe
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CATHOLICISM INTENSIFIES
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No more corduroy
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Didn't need this reason to ban the devil's fabric imho
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Exactly my thoughts EVERY SPERM JS SACRED, EVERY SPERM IS GOOD IF A SPERM IS WASTED! GOD GETS QUITE IRATE
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