#YouMightBeATurnip if you wear brown shoes on Thursdays. Turnips do that, you know.
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@hbdchick#YouMightBeATurnip if you meet some criteria that I have unilaterally decided is the very definition of a turnip.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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