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    Hayes Brown‏Verified account @HayesBrown 23 Oct 2015

    What if Instead of killing Baby Hitler You rewrote the Treaty of Versailles Using the time machine you have Just a suggestion

    11:21 AM - 23 Oct 2015
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      2. Michael Drew  🍻‏ @MikeDrewWhat 23 Oct 2015
        Replying to @NeilBhatiya

        @NeilBhatiya @HayesBrown Or convince England to just say, 'Eh, fuck you France,' like they'd been doing for nine hundred years.

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      1. Haggai Elitzur‏ @helitzur 23 Oct 2015
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        @HayesBrown Or tackle Gavrilo Princip?

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      1. Benjamin Haddad‏ @benjaminhaddad 23 Oct 2015
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        @HayesBrown If you really want to change something, have Congress ratify Versailles rather.

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      1. Doug‏ @doolingfm 23 Oct 2015
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        @HayesBrown Stop the murder of Tsar Alex II. He turns Russia into constitutional monarchy. Duma denies Russia war on Austria. WWI prevented.

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      2. Iskandar‏ @Napsterrific 23 Oct 2015
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        @HayesBrown @SimonMaloy why not a reverse Back To The Future and ruin his parents' relationship before he's born?

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      3. Ann Kipp‏ @annthecabby 23 Oct 2015
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        @Napsterrific @HayesBrown @SimonMaloy New best answer!

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      2. Irredeemable Ant-Man‏ @IllflexMyears 24 Oct 2015
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        @RealThndrMonkey @HayesBrown that's the best answer yet. It's insane to think one small action could stop world wars. #BabyHitler

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      2. MHeido‏ @mheido03 23 Oct 2015
        Replying to @HayesBrown

        @HayesBrown @SimonMaloy Why not go back in time and stop Eve from eating the damn apple? Sheesh!

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      3. Irredeemable Ant-Man‏ @IllflexMyears 24 Oct 2015
        Replying to @mheido03

        @mheido03 @HayesBrown @SimonMaloy oh sure, blame Eve for all the world's problems.

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