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my special skill is knowing whether any given actress has ever played a lesbian and in what
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olivia rodrigo: I'm so sick of seventeen, where's my fucking teenage dream? me, a 28 year old: you said it queen
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me when America Ferrera's husband (played by her actual husband) said "si se puede" in Barbie
the meme of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing at a screen, holding a beer and a cigarette
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i will absolutely never get over dana canedy's face right before she announced kendrick lamar
Dana Canedy smirking at the pulitzer board
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the most relatable thing I’ve ever seen is the scene in hereditary where toni collette reads an email asking how her latest project is going and the scary music gets louder
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me trying not to say “that song was on glee” when someone is talking about a song that was on glee
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just to get out ahead of this: - there were like 10 people in the enormous theater - no one was behind me - everyone was on their phones because it’s a BAD MOVIE - she was being so loud that I didn’t even have to lean forward to hear her clearly; I wasn’t eavesdropping
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jukebox musicals are fun because any time a song starts all the old people in the audience simultaneously go "mmmm"
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the broadway community when someone insults understudies: 🗣 the broadway community when trans and disabled people complain about unsafe and illegal working conditions: 🤷‍♂️
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adèle haenel saying "carol by todd haynes" is going to be what i hear when i arrive in heaven
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tick tick boom is the first movie to understand that the greatest joy of watching a movie is pointing at an actor and naming their theater credits
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thinking about liza minnelli trying to get into the oscars selfie
View of the Oscars selfie from the back with Liza Minnelli trying to get in on it but failing
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I am tweeting this now so that in the future it will be proof of my lesbian ESP: tessa thompson and janelle monae are dating
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SOS this group of women in front of us at a strange loop thought they were seeing the michael jackson musical and now they're confused and upset!!!
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holiday season reminder that retail employees have no control over the policies that make you upset and yelling at them helps no one!
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ladies imagine this: you are so much happier now that you're dead. technically missing, soon to be presumed dead. gone. and your lazy lying shitting oblivious husband will go to prison for your murder. nick dunne took your pride and your dignity and your hope and your money. he t
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yes ali stroker would be great but it's clear that 99% of the people saying she should be nessa just don't know any other actors who use wheelchairs. it's a problem with the industry obviously but also like... pay attention folks! broadway isn't the only place actors exist!
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the "sacrificed my soul to hades for my boyfriend" look is a short black wavy bob with bangs
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ALDKKDSLOAIWDNMDSLOAOSKSKSLDODKSKLAODKEO THE PICTURE
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Jane Lynch has joined the Broadway revival of ‘Funny Girl’ starring Beanie Feldstein. (hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/arts)
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yelled at my roommate "i'm not attracted to EVERY woman!" then immediately announced that i am attracted to both bush twins
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at an advance screening of suffragette my friend’s phone started playing gravity by Sara bareilles at full volume & she couldn’t find it in her bag so it just kept playing. finally she found her phone and it turned out it was actually from her iPod so she had to keep looking
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if cate blanchett is really the greatest actor all time why is she incapable of playing a heterosexual
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why has no one reached out to me about the obvious cry for help that is me seeing i feel pretty alone at 4 pm on a wednesday and then ADMITTING IT
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EDIT ALL OF THE MEN OUT OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT AND REPLACE THEM WITH JESSICA WALTER DOING DIFFERENT VOICES
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10. in the last few months they've been spending a lot of time together (side theory: janelle only has one jacket)
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cardi please pick a different word than ret*rded it’s very ableist and doesn’t communicate what you’re trying to get across!
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i have not stopped wondering why ariana wore a blonde wig for regina but not elle for the last 48 hours
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everyone talking about don't look up as though we don't already have the seminal climate change allegory in THE SPONGEBOB MUSICAL
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MAJOR UPDATE: sorry Greta he didn’t leave because of you!! this is the only part of this story I am rolling back thank you for your time
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Wait was this yesterday at Union Square 14 4PM show? I think I was the dude that left! It wasn't because of the talking, I had someplace to be and was moviepassing the time away. Didn't recognize Greta Gerwig. I very much enjoyed the Mamma Mia excitement.
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the only good thing about bernie’s campaign is that it’s sure to reignite the debra messing/susan sarandon feud
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I needed a haircut ASAP so I went to a random place near my apartment that I found on google maps and it was just a very old greek woman in a large basement with one chair and five pictures of alicia silverstone on the walls. the haircut looks great though and it was only $9
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absolutely in awe of the conversation I just overheard on sixth avenue where one teenage girl said “isn’t lauren your best friend?” and the other said “no, but I’m hers” and then laughed with such practiced casualness that a chill went down my spine
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UMMMMMMMMMM SOMETHING VERY URGENT IN THE LEGALLY BLONDE ORAL HISTORY?????
CAUFFIEL The first ending was Elle and Vivian in Hawaii in beach chairs, drinking margaritas and holding hands. The insinuation was either they were best friends or they had gotten together romantically.
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the first grand romantic gesture i ever made was when i was 13 and amy adams hosted snl and it got negative reviews so i used my entire allowance to purchase the episode on itunes in the hopes that she would know that i still loved her no matter what
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guys. she was speaking FULL VOLUME IN A MOVIE THEATER. I WASN'T HIDING IN THE BUSHES OUTSIDE HER APARTMENT!!! I WAS TRYING TO TAKE IN A MATINEE BECAUSE I HAD TWO EXTRA HOURS TO KILL AND SOMEONE WAS TALKING LOUDLY AND IT HAPPENED TO BE A CELEBRITY SO I WANTED TO TELL MY FRIENDS
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whenever david mamet says something stupid (aka whenever david mamet says something) it becomes less and less clear how he's patti lupone's best friend
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sad to announce i am the first person to ever post on social media about a celebrity being in a public place. hopefully we can all learn from my mistake and from the advice of people using their social media platforms to tell me not to document anyone's life
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Good Evening, “greta gerwig watches I feel pretty” was a 24-hour marketing campaign conducted by I Feel Pretty, LLC. We are now complete with our campaign. Thank you for your time.
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freshman year of college i spelled medea as madea in a shared google doc and someone corrected me and i said "actually i am talking about the tyler perry character" and fully pivoted the project just so that i wouldn't have to admit that i was wrong
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HERE IS MY LAST EVER TWEET ABLUT GRETA GERWIG: I was just going to tweet omg greta gerwig is here and then move on with my life, but she was being loud (and funny!) so I thought it was something my followers would find as amusing as I did! I’m not a fucking paparazzo or whatever
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apple store employee saw that my background is a still from I, Tonya so he asked if I’m a figure skater and I laughed out loud and said “no I just love margot robbie” and he said “oh the girl from suicide squad?” and I said “please just fix my laptop”
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my only tonys tweet is as follows: if there was a ramp up to the stage it would signal that disabled people are welcome on broadway (which it's clear they're not) AND it would help all the femmes with their very high heels who have to walk sideways up the stairs... it's a win win
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every time I go to the bathroom at lincoln center I wonder if I'm in the bathroom where Lynn Nottage got trapped
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when I was a child I was asked to describe my anxiety and I said “it feels like I’m in a spiral” and my therapist didn’t indicate that that was a common descriptor, so for like ten years I thought I had invented the concept of spiraling and it just somehow really blew up
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an underrated moment in knives out is daniel craig's delivery of "the nazi child masturbating in the bathroom"
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Taylor pulling the ultimate scam by coming out as a democrat the day after her tour ends so none of her maga fans can get their money back........... she was blank spacing all along
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ok so it was not an awards show, it was the 2015 MOCA gala, but they a. went as dates and b. wore COMPLIMENTARY OUTFITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yes sam gold is just another white male director BUT he has always been very dedicated to including disability and disabled actors in his shows in thoughtful, interesting ways and I'm excited to see how he continues that practice in a very high profile production
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Something wicked(ly good) this way comes. The Scottish play returns to Broadway this spring! playbill.com/article/daniel
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how can folx be more inclusive when folks is literally gender neutral djndmakakskdndndmskwlwowndmalaodndmslaowjdndkeowowlsndjeo
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apparently Oklahoma is performing right before featured actress is given out so they don’t have to worry about installing a ramp from the audience for Ali Stroker. even when they’re giving us awards they still don’t care about accessibility
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ONE OF MY COWORKERS JUST SAID “DOES ANYONE KNOW THAT CONSPIRACY THEORY THAT LEA MICHELE IS ILLITERATE?” AND A BUNCH OF PEOPLE SAID YES BUT ONE SAID NO AND THEN THEY EXPLAINED THE THEORY AND SAID “THERE ARE YOUTUBE VIDEOS ABOUT IT” AND I SAT IN SHOCKED SILENCE THE WHOLE TIME
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i think that once you are more than five posts back in someone’s instagram account the like feature should be automatically disabled unless you tap a specific pattern, and if it’s after midnight even the pattern won’t work
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today I was trying to pretend that I understood more italian than I do (because I was trying to get a good deal from an italian saleswoman) and I heard “lizard” so I said “oh yes. lizard.” and then she showed me 10 pictures of her and her two pet lizards. I love language
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a lot of people in the audience of the tonys self-righteously applauding the speech about including disabled people when they've never cast or hired a disabled person in their life / are actively creating ableist work
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i've been following this story for two years. i'm choosing to break it now because i believe they are approaching going public
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on halloween I will be asking everyone wearing a tracksuit to be squid game if they are sue sylvester
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also if you really think anything I described is outlandishly rude I hope you do stay home and watch a dvd because those of us who see movies in theaters precisely because we enjoy a communal experience aren’t interested in you shushing us!
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I have no comment on carrie brownstein directing a pilot written by aidy bryant, because to be able to comment would imply that i was not immediately struck dead by the news. goodbye forever
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I have had to turn off my notifications but it’s amazing how many people in my mentions sit completely still and silent while watching a movie, and have never been excited to see a celebrity! I learn so much on twitter dot com
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clearly i don't have my finger on the pulse of the internet because some stupid livetweets i thought no one would see or care went absurdly viral and yet my mamma mia! tweets CONTINUE TO FLOP
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just saw judy and at the end there were MULTIPLE gasps when the title card about her death came up... did these people all think she was still alive!!??!?!!???
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i commented "shave your head!" on sarah paulson's instagram live and she said "shave your head? bite me" and the thrill of that moment can never be replicated
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