Rune Jacobsen

@havremunken

Dad, husband, developer, atheist, sceptic, political schizo, movie buff, scifi freak, cartoon fan, Rosenborg & New York Rangers fanatic, amateur podcaster.

Drammen, Norway
Vrijeme pridruživanja: veljača 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    14. stu 2014.

    Fredag ettermiddag på jobb: Debatt om strukturen på et hestesamfunn der Shadowfax er sjef over alle, men fortsatt er bitchen til Gandalf.

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    Delilah: hey Jude: hey there

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    The perfect character backstory doesn't exi-

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    19. sij

    Murderer *panicking as he tries to stab an acupuncturist* he's...he's getting stronger

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    14. sij
    Person standing with their back to a wall with face in a tuba: JavaScript devs

Person playing the tuba: TypeScript devs
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    3. srp 2019.

    Her: I don't even know what the cloning machine does Me: Well that makes two of us

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    1. sij

    To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart. Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

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  8. 1. sij

    Google trend for søkebegrepet "Dyad".

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    25. pro 2019.

    T-shirt of the decade.

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    23. pro 2019.
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    Whales be like "Netflix and krill?"

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    Bed is a scam created by Big Sleep

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    10. pro 2019.

    [tent makers] tent boss: we need a very very small bag for the tent tent exec: or we make it nice and big.. *nervously* so it fits back in easily? tent boss: get out

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  14. 28. stu 2019.

    *å Alternativ: Elkjøp er BF-motstander og dette er deres måte å markere dette på.

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  15. 28. stu 2019.

    Tenkte å sjekke hva Elkjøp hadde i tilby til Black Friday. Men sånn ble det ikke. Med en sånn webløsning i skyens tidsalder frister det å ta frem noen gamle weakest link-referanser fra tidsperioden teknologi-tankegangen deres stammer fra.

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    26. stu 2019.

    Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard? Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you Me: Not now Dad Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they? Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps

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    26. stu 2019.

    [first day as a cool biology teacher] me: good morning everybody, it'll be my pleasure to teach you this year. it's gonna be dicks, vaginas, fluids and assholes all the way and yes it's gonna be one helluva ride.. 1st grade students: *crying and barfing*

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  18. 24. stu 2019.

    Lett underholdning og artig fjas, men i (foreløpig) siste episode av Hellums Kro viste stor skuespillerkunst. Det var rett og slett en hjerteskjærende ekte knust fyr på skjermen!

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    SPIN INSTRUCTOR: you can do this, you just have to want it ME, NOT EATING ICE CREAM SANDWICHES IN BED: neat. what’s another way?

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    17. stu 2019.

    magician: (pulls a quarter from behind my ear) me: (grabs the quarter back) stop trying to rob me, sorceror magician: (pulls a gun out from behind my other ear) no

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    6. stu 2019.

    i drew a comic about some kid

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