Alpacas look like long Furbys in the wild.
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Tom Sandoval went and did a SHOE CHANGE mid-show.
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From , , and : Sourcing confirms ex-Marine seen choking Jordan Neely in subway death is Daniel Penny, 24, of West Islip, Long Island
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Men, what is preventing you from dressing in this exact outfit and smoking a cigarette while you down write some thoughts in your little book?
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Terminal 5 remains the NYC venue equivalent of visiting your parents: You get there and are immediately anxious and furious, spend the entire time there convincing yourself that it’s actually okay, and afterwards you eventually feel like you survived a car accident
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the children don’t remember how bad TV got during the 2007 writers strike
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can't wait to read this!
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I spent the past five years writing a book. It's called YOU ARE WHAT YOU WATCH and it's published by @WorkmanPub. It's out October 24 and you can finally preorder it today!
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there are two kinds of people in this world: people for whom this house is a dream, and people for whom this house is a nightmare. I'm in the latter category.
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Here’s your chance to live on your own islandish home in Sneads Ferry, NC.
Currently listed for $2,400,000.
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A Kennedy funeral? Girl, run.
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I have a theory based on nothing that men hate claw clips. They have no idea how to interact with them as objects.
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having normal guy thoughts like “it would probably be easier to learn a few close-up magic tricks than to learn how to dance, and it would probably be just as useful at weddings”
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Check out this listing I just added to my #Poshmark closet: Zimmermann Botanica Chevron Mini Dress. poshmark.com/listing/64443d #shopmycloset
Charli XCX deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for the “Boys” music video
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got an email from a man named BILLY BONES, today is gonna be a good day.
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extremely trolly of them to use a britney spears song for this trailer
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Sylvia Plath knew exactly what she was talking about when she wrote “you must have known you were wrong when your fingers were dipped inside me searching for honey that would not come for you.”
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The cis white male coding just JUMPED off the page.
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what if i told you inside of every babygirl is a sniveling man in a pinstripe business suit?
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Me: “I should keep this information to myself, it’s not my place”
Also me:
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People will offhand be like “I don’t think I’ve ever been to [city]” & the next day ProPublica is like “we talked to someone you took an off-book Segway tour from there, & btw traffic camera video shows you bribing a judge while wearing your college choir’s class trip t-shirt.”
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One thing we have learned is that Tom Schwartz is impossible to media train. #pumprules
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Seymour Stein was written by the one band member of B&S who didn’t actually meet him.
I was working in a restaurant that night and feeling blue that my girl had left the city and left me.
Record company men back then, especially those as eminent as Mr Stein, seemed like fantasy… Show more
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get yourself together. move to philly. buy a loft. start a noise band. get six or seven roommates. eat hummus with them. book some gigs. paint. smoke cloves. listen to animal collective. start some type of salsa company.
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@elonmusk , question for you. I'm losing about 500 to 1k users a day. To counter this I went Blue² thinking it gave me some preference and would help retain or grow users. Any suggestions ?
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“Chaos has no gender” #PhillyTransMarch
I love Philadelphia more than you could ever imagine ❤️🏳️⚧️😭
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this Jeremy Ruehlemann/Mary-Brian Clarke story is reminding me so much of this Nancy Jo Sales story:
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has anybody ever written a definitive history of bc whatever they did in the late 70s/early 80s...just what.
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