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Pollsters say Stoke by-election could be “a tight four-way”, leading to surprise interest from Donald Trump campaign.

Marine Le Pen's lead in French election poll nothing to worry about, say pollsters who predicted Clinton win, Remain victory etc.

Tristram Hunt says he doesn’t intend to “rock the boat”, although commentators point out that technically it's a sinking ship.

Snowflakes lead to flight cancellations in UK. Alt-right suggests defrosting runways with 'hot mug of liberal tears'.

As some media dispute Trump "germaphobe" rationale, his team clarifies that he meant to say "journophobe".

UK cancels flights pre-emptively ahead of snow this weekend. And also builds nuclear bunkers pre-emptively ahead of inauguration next week.

Trump’s popularity plummets with Republican supporters, as they demand to know why he didn’t use American prostitutes.

Close-up of Obama farewell podium reveals he spoke almost without notes, other than a post-it with "LOL" stuck to Kenyan birth certificate.

Obama farewell address highlights the good he has achieved. Tom Hiddleston disappointed he didn't mention binge-watching the Night Manager.

Jeremy Corbyn says he would join Southern Rail picket line, as long as it's a sit-down protest.

Court told Rolf Harris allegedly groped 7 women in public, triggering shock from jury, and job offer as Trump's US ambassador to Australia.

We will not engage with Marine Le Pen, says UK’s ambassador to France, David Le Sword.

FIFA expand World Cup to 48 teams in bid to find team more embarrassing than Iceland for England exit.

Tesco announces 1,000 job losses. Every Lidl hurts.

NHS spokesman denies claims A&E is 'broken', insisting we wait 17 hours to have it X-rayed.

Corbyn says “freedom of movement” not essential, particularly for commuters affected by Southern train drivers strike.

Trump electoral college victory mocked during Golden Globes, between handing out awards voted on by under 100 showbiz insiders.