Guys! The devilish Spotted Lanternfly eggs are about to hatch! Scrape off before they pop!!! Here’s a video I made (with a dangerously large ladder!) explaining how
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Oh noooooooo!!!! The spotted lanternflies are back! Had my first sighting of their nymphs today :-( #spottedlanternfly
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It was an absolute pleasure handing this sax, and an absolute nightmare hearing him use it.
....Season finale tonight!
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them bastard Spotted Lanternfly eggs are about to hatch! So I took out a dangerously large ladder and made an ill-conceived (but impassioned!) new video scraping them to smithereens!
peep it in the tweet pinned to my profile.
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them bastard Spotted Lanternfly eggs are about to hatch! So I took out a dangerously large ladder and made an ill-conceived (but impassioned!) new video scraping them to smithereens!
peep it in the tweet pinned to my profile.
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Yaaaaaas! !!!! Only a few eps of SUPER MAXIMUM RETRO SHOW left! Sooo good. Peep it!
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one of the greatest bands in the world released a new album today and to no one's surprise... it's gorgeous. I'll be playing it on repeat for the next month and if you wanna open your brain and pour some sprinkles on it, you should too.
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More jokes. More nostalgia. More Super Maximum Retro Show with host .
Tonight, 10P on VICE TV. Find your channel to watch: trib.al/inV6EDP
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oooh la la! put out a new book this week about being a DAD. It's funny, touching and eye-opening all at once and features interviews with and me!
You can peep the whole thing through this free trial: try.scribd.com/gethard/
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Reminder: I put out a new book and you can read it for free at try.scribd.com/gethard/ - seriously, you can sign up then read it and unsubscribe whenever you see fit. You can also read two other books I wrote on there, which is a crazy deal. Anyway, enjoy it. Thank you so much.
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Check out my new book for free right now at try.scribd.com/gethard/ - THE LONELY DAD CONVERSATIONS interviews a dozen other new parents. If you are/are thinking of becoming a parent it’s a must read. If you want to see what makes dads tick, this is the rosetta stone.
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“What if they turned Super 70s Sports into a television show?”
THEY FUCKING DID.
Super Maximum Retro Show TONIGHT on at 10 pm ET!!
Where to watch: trib.al/inV6EDP
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More Super Maximum Retro Show. Tonight at 10P on . Here's how to watch and find your channel: trib.al/inV6EDP
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I am so late on this, but fortunately it's evergreen.. Jo Firestone's "Good Timing" special on is just the most wonderful thing!!! So funny, heartfelt, adorable and sweet. ...PEEP IT!
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“What if they turned Super 70s Sports into a television show?”
THEY FUCKING DID.
Join , myself, and a killer lineup of comics as we watch and react to 70s/80s/90s weirdness.
Super Maximum Retro Show on Tuesdays at 10 pm ET!!
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This scene in Ren & Stimpy remains one of the funniest scenes of television I’ve ever seen. Rewatched it with my kids and I’m just as tickled now as I was THIRTY’ish years ago:
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More nostalgia vibes with on Super Maximum Retro Show.
New episodes Tuesdays at 10P on . Catch up online.
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just had a cup of coffee and I am HYPED. Guys, plz, what are 100 things I should do in the next 15 minutes?
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Thanks to all you sweet bastards who watched the premiere of Super Maximum Retro Show on !
If you missed it, here’s the first episode and we’ll see you Tuesdays at 10ET:
“Nostalgia Orgy": The Wild Moments That Should Have Gone Viral youtu.be/T_yb3l4KFyE via
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Super Max Retro Show is now on YouTube! hosted by , feat & . produced by me and a bunch of other cool folk like ! Peep it and plz share, it's hilarious and we wanna make MORE! youtube.com/watch?v=T_yb3l
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My favorite twitter comes to life! Experience the most ridiculous moments of the 70s, 80s & 90s on Super Maximum Retro Show with host Chris Distefano - premiering TONIGHT at 10.
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a new talk show I produced premieres tonight at 10pm on : SUPER MAXIMUM RETRO SHOW. hosted by featuring and MORE. Peep the first ep here!:
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State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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You gotta watch this til the end holy shit
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State Sen. Nathan Dahm (R-OK) has penned several bills loosening gun restrictions, including the nation’s first anti-red flag law. He thinks these bills protect the Second Amendment – and that they make us safer. We think it's probably one or the other. Watch it on @AppleTVPlus.
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if you're not pumping The Hives on blast, you're doing it wrong.
....DUWACKOOOO!!!!!
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#Dow plastered #Singapore with ads for a sneaker #recycling program, promising to turn shoes into playground tracks. But the shoes it collected in "recycling" bins got dumped illegally in #Indonesia. This isn't strange: it's how nearly *all* plastic recycling *always* worked. 1/
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It's time! The application for the Yes, And… Laughter Lab Fellowship is now open! Visit yesandlaughterlab.com/apply to learn more 🎭🎤✊
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Comedy Friends!
I won YALL in 2019 with my series Gone Native and it directly lead to my series getting funded and distributed by Comedy Central!
If you have a comedy project with a social change bend, I can't recommend YALL enough. DM me if you have questions! Deadline = 2/26
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It's time! The application for the Yes, And… Laughter Lab Fellowship is now open! Visit yesandlaughterlab.com/apply to learn more 
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Probably the best video about what happened in Pennsylvania/Ohio and it’s pretty mind blowing.
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