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  1. Jun 3
    Replying to

    Um, don't know if you know this, but you are not supposed to ask women where they buy their wigs. Especially minority women.

    2 likes
  2. Jun 14
    Replying to

    Hey Idiot. You didn't even get the original quote you're "parodying" right. It depends on what the definition of is is.

    1 reply 12 likes
  3. Jun 23

    well that was slightly embarrassing. Crown Jewel of College baseball and can't get something so crucial correct.

  4. Jun 15
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    OMG! What are the odds of that? The issue was the cover up not the collusion? That is SUPER unfortunate for you Clinton and Nixon

  5. Jun 13
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    Shoorrup I'll miss out bc I'm going to the theatre Can we co-ordinate diaries next time

  6. Jun 4

    Oops

    Jordan Stephens likes Double-A just fine. No. 14 goes 6 IP with 1 H, 0 R, 1 BB & 6 K in debut:
    8 likes
  7. Jun 27

    I'm so done ✅ .... I'm better than all those bitches combined & sprinkled with unicorn glitter

    1 like
  8. Jun 17
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    I can never tell when you're being nice or when you're being a smart ass.

    1 reply
  9. Jun 15

    Ain't no customer service before we open, sorry, not sorry

    1 like
  10. Jul 2

    So the yung'uns mad at Jay Z because he gave a complete album of truth and substance!

    2 retweets 4 likes
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  12. Jul 7

    doesn't matter . they take it as a challenge & end up getting they heart broke like you ain't warn them .
  13. Jul 3
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    He was acting like that while campaigning but you still voted for him.

    1 like
  14. Jul 1
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    You may be excused

  15. Jun 29

    😂😂

  16. Jun 28

    When you woke up next to a white Hispanic man this morning and find out Rihanna was actually kissing up on a Saudi man.
  17. Jun 28

    winner winner steak dinner🤝

    1 reply
  18. Jun 27
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    Freudian slip

    1 like
  19. Jun 26

    Your best friend gets called up, makes his debut [and kicks ass]. So proud of you Chaser!!

    Overwhelmed by the support from everyone and glad that first one is out of the way. What an amazing experience. Thank you to everyone.
    1 retweet 6 likes
  20. Jun 23

    I bet when you bought the farm you didn't expect it to look like this!

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