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  1. A woman accidently shot her 5 year old son in the stomach while she was trying to shoot a 6 month old puppy who was bothering them on their bike ride. Important reminder that Texas will soon allow open carry of firearms without a permit or required training.

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  3. Jun 2

    This is what my daughter does for fun, collects a ton of cicadas

  4. Jun 1

    This new job got me thinking

  5. I can’t even recall the last time I did a pre-dawn gym workout. 😅 – at The Portsmouth YMCA

  6. May 28

    The fact that I needed to turn the heat on at the end of May vexes me.

  7. May 31
  8. May 30

    Looking up from my assignment to see my 6 year old in the garden, pole dancing around the basketball hoop stand to the gummybear song

  9. Jun 2

    How can a paper scored as *innovative*, *clearly relevant*, with *very high impact*, *good technical soundness*, *good clarity and quality of presentation* and *excellent reproducibility* be BORDERLINE?

  10. May 28

    It's Memorial Day Weekend and I had to turn the furnace back on! 🥶🥶🥶

  11. May 31

    LAX - 45 minute checkout yesterday. Now owned by - Customer Service Reps can’t lookup reservations by confirm num.

  12. May 28

    So it’s almost the end of May and it snowed here this morning.

  13. Jun 3

    Listen , I love you guys but I have NEVER seen anyone get on/off a chair like this IN MY LIFE 😂🤣

  14. May 31

    This is the best thing I’ve seen this year 🤣

  15. May 28
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    I'm studious, kind, enterprising, depressed, and obese, and I think my head just exploded.

  17. May 31

    I just got casted as Audrey

  18. Jun 2

    For YEARS, I worked full time, taught aerobics 5x a week, performed w a dance group that averaged about 150 shows a year, and still had time for a social life, family, pets….How did I do it? These days, a To Do list of, maybe, five items can take all day.

  19. Jun 2

    Still thinking about the doctor who asked if I was addicted to CBD when I told him I use it for menstrual cramps and then immediately followed it up by saying he thought I needed a narcotic for my back pain

  20. Jun 2

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