#weirdtwittercon

i start drinking and consequently, flirting with anything that moves #WeirdTwitterCon

Three members of normal twitter are forced into huge wicker statues of Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash & Bob Hope #weirdtwittercon

#WeirdTwitterCon a giant pinata in the shape of the word "joke"and we all beat it to death. also hope jobs and cash pinatas

#WeirdTwitterCon I miss my flight and Carrot Top and I share the last rental car to drive cross country together where wacky hijinks ensue

#WeirdTwitterCon people keep dragging bad jokes on long after they stopped being funny

i tell people how excited i am to go and meet them and then i just stay at home, tweeting in my underwear #WeirdTwitterCon

#WeirdTwitterCon entire con budget spent on aaron carter appearance, constant PA updates about his horn levs

#WeirdTwitterCon is @MuscularSon and @Ennui_Raver bumping their segways into each other for 3 days trying to get the last charging station

#WeirdTwitterCon I get laid

#WeirdTwitterCon fuck off

*watches everyone get mad* #WeirdTwitterCon

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#WeirdTwitterCon hundreds of unkempt males talkin to the 6 girls that show up."im AssPizza69 im the guy who made that spider tweet you favd"

Now that #WeirdTwitterCon is the # 1 trend in America I think I'll take a break for a few hours until it stops trending. Do a crime, etc.

#weirdtwittercon everyone stands around on opposite sides of the room with no jobs, no cash, no hope

Turns out #WeirdTwitterCon is an elaborate hoax with tickets sold as a fundraiser so that two horny 20 year old tweeters can fuck at a KOA

#WeirdTwitterCon Wow, who catered this party? Home Depot??? thanks guys that was a weird twiter joke because home depot do not make food.

#WeirdTwitterCon come see my panel on lazy, played-out self-referential humor

#weirdtwittercon I'm really disappointed with the new Scooby Doo song.