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  2. Feb 28
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    I love them both❤️🇺🇸

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  3. 4 hours ago

    Like it’s uncanny

    One of David Byrne’s back-up dancers looks like Matt Walsh
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  4. Feb 26

    I wish Tom James was the Coronavirus Czar

    Pence is the Coronoavirus Czar. We’re doomed.
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  5. 37 minutes ago

    Selina: Hey, why doesn't POTUS just make an apology? I mean, I did and I was only, like, suicidal for a week.

  6. 3 hours ago

    Ed: (to Jonah) You're Frankenstein's monster, if his monster was made entirely of dead dicks.

  7. Feb 26

    Tony Hale () is coming to Vancouver to star as twins Mr. Benedict & Mr. Curtain in Hulu pilot The Mysterious Benedict Society: ()

    9 likes
  8. 19 hours ago

    Secret Service Agent: Ma'am, the president has left the building. Selina: Who gives a flying fuck?

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  9. 8 hours ago

    Mike: (into his iPhone) Call dickhead... ... ... (Jonah's phone rings)

    3 likes
  10. Feb 28

    Rewatching the series! In the first season Selena made alright to good choices. I’m on season 5 now and every choice she makes now is a complete disaster no matter how many people try to help her. It’s insane and hilarious.

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  11. 16 hours ago

    Finally checked out and it is now one of my favorite comedies. Check out my review for the series! Please RT and support this show!

    1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
  12. Feb 28

    Kent: The emu has landed. Jonah's in London Amy: Shit. Maddox must've sent him here to spy or something. Jonah Bond, 00-Fuck-Off

    2 likes
  13. 15 hours ago

    I remember this episode of !

    52 precincts were closed last night in ONE SC COUNTY ALONE. Let’s call voters TO LET THEM KNOW. ☎️
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  14. Feb 28

    Mike: ...I'm in charge. Selina: Fuck. Mike: I know, right?

    3 likes
  15. 19 hours ago

    If this was pitched in the writers room it would have probably been rejected as being too outlandish.

    Stephen Miller’s new wife, Katie Miller, is in charge of approving all coronavirus communications.
  16. Feb 27

    My left boot heel is squeaking today (v. annoying as I can't sneak up on anyone), and all I can think of is this. via

    8 likes
  17. Feb 26

    (alle!) Jewel in the Crown

    1 retweet 4 likes
  18. 7 hours ago

    Dan: More apologizing, really? I apologized less after banging my brother's fiance.

    2 likes
  19. Feb 28

    Veep is one of the greatest comedies I've ever watched. So, I did a YouTube video drooling over it. Thanks WB for hooking me up with the series

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  20. Feb 29

    Selina: Let's get the merry old fuck out of merry old England.

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  21. Feb 27

    Mike Pence: "We can get much better numbers than this, can't we guys??"

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