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  1. 6 hours ago

    Those new fangled kids say " becky with the good eyebrows might be "

  2. Jul 10

    So the flies decided someone needed someone in charge and they elected someone to be lord of them, and he was a good lord, the best lord, so beautiful and they all lived happily ever after. Time for to trend again.

  3. Jul 12

    Those new fangled kids say " Hillary Clinton doppleganger be like "

  4. Feb 16

    Fortinbras says that I'm "dishonorable!" Sad!

  5. Feb 19

    Huckleberry Finn- a lot of controversy over this book lately. Some say too many “N” words, some say not enough. Very fine people on both sides. Mark Twain getting a lot of attention , I expect his numbers to go up after this tweet.

  6. Jun 27

    What if Trump and had to do a group project...

  7. Mar 3
  8. Jul 12
  9. Feb 16

    Fortinbras is dull and annoying. Was too much of a pansy to take over Denmark himself. Had to wait for them to die. SAD!

  10. May 26

    "Dictator uses propaganda, mind control & fear to rule a fascist, totalitarian state. Really inspirational." 's 1984

  11. Mar 2
    Replying to

    It’s all over again!

  12. Feb 15

    “And Johnny Tremain was a boy named Johnny and Tremain—by the way you know why they called him Tremain right? He was tremendous. TREMENDOUS. Also it was his last name I think, at least that’s what I’ve been told, what people everywhere have been saying.”

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  13. Jan 4
    Replying to

    So many fables in a single tweet! But fables need morals and so do you. Find those you need to learn in this book. 👉

  14. Jun 7
    Replying to

    He doesn't know what D-Day was, does he?

  15. Mar 1
  16. Jul 10

    The kidney. V v great. In the heart. Huge huge heart. W a great kidney.

  17. Jul 5
    Replying to

    He's a terrible public speaker. He reads with such uncertainty, you can tell he neither practiced or bothered to read up on the subject.

  18. Feb 15
  19. Feb 15

    “By the way, how would I look with the word “great” in front of my name. THE GREAT TRUMP. Pretty presidential, huh? The dems would crucify me if I did that. I’d never do that. Or... I don’t know. I don’t know. We’ll see.”

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