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Secular mother: I have packed your water and some almonds. Food you will get free at
#ShaheenBagh Secular daughter: I am not going. Now even autowallas laugh at me when I say#ShaheenBagh. They think I am an idiot. Am I an idiot, mom? SM: No beti, we are seculars.#TrueStory -
Me: "my wife and I speak different mother tongues" non-Indians: "OMG how do you guys communicate?!" Indians: "Love marriage-a?"
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I pray to God they don’t like my life away I’m too busy duccin 12 trynna take my rights away
#TrueStory
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@InfoMemeTwit@bacahorror#bacahorror#ceritahorror#threadhorror#truestory#memetwit pic source from googlepic.twitter.com/hHw6TsFQ8E
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That’s nothing, I remember watching Kobe and Vince Carter having dunk contest in Rucker park and Kobe put his whole elbow in the Rim, and that’s where Vince got it from...then he did in MSG and the rest is history.
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[WANGI SEKALI] cerita kali ini gue khususkan untuk para perempuan. ini adalah gambar yang gue bikin sesuai dengan ingatan gue. maaf kalau gambarnya jelek karena gue ga bisa gambar.
@bacahorror#ceritahorror#TrueStory pic.twitter.com/z5Zoov1WNH
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yes im that kind of tito lol
#TrueStory#talesoftitopic.twitter.com/3bHcKMY1p3
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When you’re hungry as fuck and you’re too lazy to cut onions and ata rondo
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Nothing makes me more productive than the last minute !
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Jensen took Jared and started to waltz, spun around then dipped him
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When you stay down you eventually come up...
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Geeze. I’m getting old. I fell asleep during the Super Bowl halftime show.
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I remember seeing The Kinks, who were touring for the "State of Confusion" album, at Starlight Theatre in KC. Ray Davies says "Are we in the state of Kansas? Are we in the state of Missouri? We are in a state of confusion!"
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I died for 18 min in heart surgery recovery. I slammed into A carbon copy of every love that has ever been expressed. I returned changed with a higher understanding of more than one can imagine. I asked God why I came back; Two words
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Once upon an Eid I threw a vase at a woman. Tonight, I'll go to her place to attend her damad's wake.
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As True drifted off to sleep tonight, he was saying, “We did it, Daddy...Champions...I cant believe it...” Sports are just so much damn fun.
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I didn’t get along with my neighbor but yesterday we were having a phone banking & canvassing party and he asked for a yard sign, so we’re cool now.
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Our super bowl get together is mostly family, but True decided we need a sign-in table. He plans to man it.
#TrueStory pic.twitter.com/YNJ3nlDpeb
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