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  1. Jul 29

    Don't you just love when you buy all these toys and your toddler sits there playing with a shoe lace for hours.

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  2. 6 hours ago

    2yo *picks out new, sparkly, heart-shaped sunglasses, and puts them on as we walk back to the car* Me: Aww, you look so cool! 2: No, Mom. *tosses hair* I look hot! *adds a little swagger to her walk* 😆

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  3. Jul 27

    So my child is teething, I haven’t been sleeping much. How bad is it? I started a pot of coffee, ☕️ But I never put the pot in, I brought the pot in the living room.

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  4. 17 hours ago

    2yo: Can we make a campfire later? Me: Yes. After our hike, we will head back to the campsite, make a fire and cook dinner. Hubs: And we can eat s’mores for dessert! 2: But we can’t eat people. Me: ... Hubs: ... Me: ... Correct. We don’t eat people; we eat food.

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  5. 8 hours ago

    I have yelled "I AM NOT A JUNGLE GYM!" at least a dozen times this morning. It is not even 9.

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  6. 12 hours ago

    Has anyone else noticed how boney and painful toddler elbows are? Like who decided that toddlers should be armed with loud screams and dangerous elbows?

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  7. Jul 30

    Things I've already told the toddler not to do today: - Don't put pennies in the toilet. It's not a wishing well. -Don't get in the dog kennel. As the toddler says "woof woof I'm a dog." - Don't wipe your butt on the cat. - Don't waste the pads/tampons please

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  8. 2 hours ago

    First smile 😁. First laugh 😆 First hug 🤗. These are the moments of human connection that we cherish from the moment we're born. Help us ensure that ALL 👶 & have a strong start in life. Give today:

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  9. Jul 29

    Spent the day with my little bubba and mommy at the .this is what life is all about. Sailing is in his blood 😊 …

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  10. Jul 25

    Little Nugget is growing like a weed!🙂

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  11. Jul 23

    2 is sitting the the sandbox not wearing pants and beating the heck out of something with a plastic bat.

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  12. 8 hours ago

    So the boy and I were building a train set together. Now he's grabbed all the tracks he can, and he doesn't want to build with me anymore. In 2018, don't play cops and robbers, they play and .

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  13. Jul 22

    Trying to get the boy to say brand name sinstead of just crisps. Me "these are called Wotsits" Son "these is called oh shits"

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  14. Jul 27

    If you're out and about this weekend, make sure you read our tips on a stress-free toddler picnic:

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  15. Jul 21

    Teaching children the value of compassion, the right way!

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  16. Jul 30

    Found the biggest ramp to play with his cars on!

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  17. 17 hours ago

    Throwing rocks in the lake > all other things.

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  18. Jul 30

    Rescue Ready or Not - lifeguard is on duty !

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  19. 12 hours ago

    Who does this tiny human think she is telling me to shhhhh? Doesn't she know my singing is awesome!

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  20. Jul 27

    A disturbingly large percentage of involves trying to find out what crazy shit they’ve put in their mouths now.

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