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  1. 6 hours ago
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    When I go the landlord, “But the President said you’d be lax on me...because you know...we are not getting paid...”. He will say, “I will take the trade value of 1:1 in ...Zero.”

  2. 6 hours ago

    I upped the ante on last year's sober month, to this time also include caffeine, red meat and dairy. I'm coping OK with everything else, but this caffeine withdrawal has me out of the damn game. Please sew my head back together in Feb

  3. 22 hours ago

    Someone get a bag of drops quick! 🚀 🚀 🚀

  4. Jan 2

    I can’t believe is adding another little to the family.

  5. 6 hours ago

    Some conservatives would have us believe that you can "pray the gay away". Some also offer prayer as an "answer" for gun violence in schools. Let's just send thoughts and prayers to the GOP as "payment" for the vanity wall of Trump's delusional fantasy-world.

  6. 2 hours ago

    The downside, it’s a serious enough issue to warrant an appointment ASAP. Currently googling infections and am sure I will not survive the weekend.😥

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  7. Jan 3

    Ah man! I was too late to get into ‘s convo about predictions! For what it’s worth, in 2019 Trump and the GOP give up wall funding and revert to securing the border with

  8. 11 hours ago

    My electric kettle broke and the replacement won't be here until next week. I am heating the water for my tea in the microwave and it is never the right temperature and I am really not getting how any tea drinker can be satisfied without an electric kettle.

  9. 1 hour ago

    Jay Gruden has been told he’s returning as Washington Redskins coach in 2019. Thoughts and prayers go out to Redskins fans, and the District of Columbia, at this very difficult time.

  10. 12 hours ago
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    Donny darling you really are deluded. I think you should go in for a cognitive assessment to see how far along you are. This must be so hard on your family.

  11. 3 hours ago
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    Amir Khan’s skull on April 20th apparently

  12. Jan 3

    OMG. You survived? You hero w/Teflon olfactory. I’ve 3 teen sons. Bath & hall often smell so much like nightclub that we look for disco ball & dollar shots.

  13. 3 hours ago
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    Its a nightmare. Sleep pattern gets fucked up. Eat at weird times. right enough😂

  14. 3 hours ago
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    to the poor bike.

  15. 10 hours ago

    Happy Friday people! To the tune of "Lollipop" by The Chordettes: Bubble guts, bubble guts, oh bubble bubble bubble BUBBLE GUTS. POP! Splat-splat splat splat.

  16. Jan 2
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    Thank you, thank you. Even though your are essentially useless & will have no tangible impact on my chances of survival, at least I know you care.

  17. 7 hours ago

    If thoughts and prayers are so effective in dealing with gun violence, why not use it for the border crossing issue?

  18. You really need help! I have no idea what kind of abuse you have suffered in your life to end up the way you have or how little of education you must of had to be such a creepy ill-informed individual. But

  19. 12 hours ago

    Hoping made it thru the night. /soccer

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