Search results
  1. Happy 4/20 to the stoners, Happy Birthday to , and Happy Easter to Jesus 👼😂

  2. 5 Jan 2018

    TFW it's minus 24 celsius outside (minus 11 F), still dark, and your dog has the runs.

  3. 5 May 2018

    Attempting to clean my room today...and I’ve already filled two trash bags of junk and my room still does not look like it’s been touched yet 😅

  4. 9 Oct 2018

    I’ve been at work for 3 hours and only sold a 15 pack of boneless wings and 5 pieces of pizza 🙄🙄

  5. 1 Dec 2012

    And now Steve Dembowski is dancing along with to Gangnam Style

  6. 9 Jan 2016

    So far has called me trash twice today. Within fifteen minutes.

  7. 25 Nov 2018

    Oh good... So glad the parts are on order for my snow thrower that I sent in the first week of October, still in pieces, at the repair shop.

  8. 12 Aug 2014

    Running off 2 hours of sleep.

  9. 4 Sep 2013

    When Koby tells dash your an ugly fcking little bitch.. Then says "Jesus please forgive me"..😭

  10. 26 Oct 2012

    the amount of atittude i give you today is directly correlated to the amount of sas you give me

  11. 3 Sep 2015

    And all of a sudden an 11 am feels like a 8 am

  12. 22 Oct 2012

    Can't even keep my eyes open ..

  13. 6 Oct 2014

    School hasn't even started and I already want to go home😷

  14. 9 Oct 2012

    it feels like Monday, I need sleep, and I'm freezing 😔

  15. 4 Mar 2014

    Wish I could stay home today but I can't afford to miss.

  16. 8 Oct 2012

    I just fell down every single step of stairs in my house..

  17. 10 Aug 2016

    I need something a little stronger than caffeine today.

  18. 30 Mar 2014

    Forgot my headphones in the house

  19. 26 Oct 2012

    I am exhausted 😣

  20. 21 Jun 2016

    5 am and i still cannot sleep.. Better just go to the gym and burn some energy.. 😱

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.