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  1. 10 Jan 2018

    - it's-all-about-balance edition... my stomach hurts, so i know the i did this morning rocked. either that or the 1.75 and two i ate this afternoon aren't sitting well.

  2. 12 Jan 2018

    - you've got mail edition... boyo, after i got the mail: what did we get, mama? me: oh, just a bill for daddy boyo: *exhales loudly* well, THAT can go right in the trash.

  3. 15 Jan 2018

    - edition... now requires travelers to put any in a separate tray. you should have seen the agent's face when i pulled the from my carry-on.

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  4. 5 Mar 2018

    - shut-up-beavis edition... in retrospect, i should have known that teaching the the medical term for butthole on the same day he did a project on the planets was not a good idea.

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