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  1. 29 Apr 2017
  2. 23 Oct 2016
  3. 7 Dec 2015
  4. I'll 100% commit to saying I gotta any time I gotta pee for the rest of my life. Who's with me? ?

  5. 2 May 2017
  6. 14 Jun 2016

    For those who , sometimes it helps to . A big. Steaming. Trump. I feel lighter already.

  7. 24 Feb 2017

    Man I need to . I need exlax.

  8. 8 Nov 2018

    Today I decided to ask my dog if she "needs to take a trump" every time she needs to sh*t - that way at least in whenever she hears the word "trump" she'll take a huge dump. One thing a day to make the world a better place

  9. 19 Nov 2018

    It's so embarrassing that the President of the United States makes fun of people's names. What a child. At least Adam Schiff doesn't Tweet while taking a Trump on the toilet.

  10. 1 Mar 2016

    His name is Donald... Drumpf. The guy who says to be proud of your heritage, tried to hide is own. 🚾

  11. 5 Mar 2017

    Comey may finally realize that you reap what you sow. Stomach ache?

  12. 27 Oct 2018
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  15. 25 Mar 2018
  16. 1 May 2017

    This was around the corner from my work this morning.

  17. May 16
    Replying to
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  19. 29 Apr 2017
  20. 21 Jan 2017

    Along the road back from the , a place to

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