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  1. 7 hours ago
  2. 7 hours ago

    Only problem with all you can eat breakfast buffet is at €9 each you feel the need to get your moneys worth . Which is why I'm now feeling

  3. Jan 1

    Sexy Sausages, Colcannon, Carrots & Cheese Sauce with the family. Cheers

  4. 19 hours ago

    Let me introduce you to my new baby girl named Polnoch' . Her name means "midnight ", and she is a kid spirit of the night. These cute harmless creatures can be seen only in the dark and they love to gather around the flame of the night fire...

  5. 31 Dec 2018

    Happy 2019 to all my twitter friends. Off to bed with me.

  6. 30 Dec 2018

    (Another food-based tweet) I hope everyone appreciates the effort I'm putting in to eat all the food so it doesn't go to waste, although if I see another sausage roll or mince pie it's about a decade too soon

  7. Jan 1

    So much for eating healthy come 2019; my first meal of the day is McDonald’s 😂 followed by a potluck feast🤰🏻

  8. Jan 3

    Listen... the way I just killed this chef salad 🥗 and slice of pizza🍕from lol it was soooo good

  9. 31 Dec 2018

    Send a thought to all the turkeys. Now I know how they feel

  10. 30 Dec 2018

    New law is passed in my household. Christmas dinner is for Christmas Day only that’s me not the turkey

  11. Jan 1

    Yikes! No wonder it was called the baby boom. Pretty sure we’re before 2100. I hope feminism / contraception is slowing this trend down a little...Happy 2019! 😅

  12. Jan 4
  13. Jan 2

    Make sure your wearing elastic waist band trousers.

  14. Dec 31

    Why do I insist on wearing high-rise jeans every holiday 😪

  15. Jan 1

    I made a massive New Year roast. It was lovely. And now I think I need a quick kip on the couch.

  16. Jan 1

    Ate and drank waaaaaaaaat too much over the festive period!

  17. 23 hours ago

    Left my fucking wallet by the bathroom sink (wtf) this morning. Haven't eaten all day. The cod and chips I've just inhaled was much needed.

  18. Jan 1

    Years ago, you chose not to fall. Now, you chose not to love even you've fallen for the same guy.

  19. 31 Dec 2018

    Unless I start sticking it my anus, I’m not getting anymore chocolate in my body this Christmas

  20. 23 hours ago

    Central Park Mandarin Duck 🦆 sighting in .

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