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  1. 19 Mar 2020

    lmao Costco basically saying y’all wanted to be extra, y’all gonna deal with your millions of toilet paper all over your house

    50 replies . 199 retweets 617 likes
  2. 30 Nov 2015

    when a random person sends you nudes so you mess with them

    2 replies . 10 retweets 94 likes
  3. 11 May 2016

    The downfall of too many men, is the attempted upkeep of to many women… I see the light now.

    7 replies . 110 retweets 193 likes
  4. 31 May 2015

    So I did the "like a parent" test with both of my parents' pictures and clearly I favor my Dad.

    2 replies . 1 retweet 10 likes
  5. 13 Apr 2015

    Would you trust me sticking a tube down your nose?? 💉

    7 likes
  6. 27 Feb 2017

    Oh no what have I done

    1 reply . 6 likes
  7. 21 Feb 2017

    Yeah....thanks, but no thanks

    3 likes
  8. 14 Sep 2021

    “Last year I got COVID on my birthday but this is 10 times worse” is a great example of why I can’t quit this damn show 😂

    1 retweet 2 likes
  9. 9 Feb 2018

    missed 1 of 26 points on my spanish quiz & according to my sources that means i practically failed. on that note, im dropping out of high school, college is a no go, & i owe my mom an apology letter.

    1 retweet 8 likes
  10. 20 Oct 2015

    What do I do right after a haircut? Throw it back and go get schhhweeeaaaaty.

  11. 8 Jan 2019

    I always feel like such an asshole when I get a pedicure but forgot to shave my legs.

    2 replies . 5 likes
  12. 14 May 2014

    If victory last weekend had a face, then this is definently it!

    1 retweet
  13. 8 Feb 2017

    Had a dream that I was on TV having a fun, little debate with . No surprise, she was outmatched.

    1 like
  14. 18 May 2014

    No matter how hard you try or whatever you do - hoes will always be hoes.

    1 retweet 2 likes
  15. 20 Oct 2019

    The speech Tammy is giving right now may make me cry.

    2 likes
  16. 25 Sep 2015

    I feel like I cheated on my barber because I went to supercuts instead of going all the way home to her

    2 replies . 9 likes
  17. 3 Feb 2020

    Kelsey said throw dirt on my name but that’s why he still digs me

    3 likes
  18. 23 Feb 2018

    I am counting down the minutes until & I are on the square TONIGHT 😈💯🙌🏼👏🏼🎉

    2 replies . 1 retweet 6 likes
  19. 30 Jan 2020

    Jess fancies Mike as much as Kylie Jenner fancies me

  20. 30 Dec 2013

    According to Gary Zinter, is totally trending on twitter.

    2 likes

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