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  1. Planning on eating a whole pizza by myself for Valentine's Day, because

  2. *watches Netflix on phone while roommate talks to boyfriend on phone*

  3. . I'm wearing my sock shoes and is no longer my girlfriend. I don't really care tho yo 🙅🏽🙎🏽🕵🗣☝️🤓😂

  4. Miss the "this reminded me of you gifts "

  5. is this what I'm missing out on??://

  6. I just received an email from Christian Mingle. Is it a sign?

  7. Tell me about it.

  8. VEGAS! I should be out partying but I'll really just be happy to order room service and watch some TV.

  9. Oh, it's almost Valentine's . . . I'M GOING TO SNEAK INSIDE THE THEATER DURING DEADPOOL. 👐

  10. When you're sitting at a restaurant waiting for a friend and the waiters keep coming by to make sure you're okay

  11. I left my place just to only buy a huge bag of Valentine's Day peanut M&M's from HEB - so worth it. ❤️

  12. That's why

  13. someone always has to have a damn boyfriend 😒 and then when they don't, someone else does 😒

  14. Sometimes it's just best to remember...you have a whole Queen size bed to yourself

  15. Getting drunk and watching the bachelor...

  16. Spending Valentines day with bff 😝

  17. Everyone in apartment 2525 B is currently on the tinder prowl 🤗🤘🏼

  18. Mary Kate & Ashley films gave me false hope that I would find a boyfriend on a vacation.

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