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Maybe Hogwarts wouldn’t be in such disarray all the time if they hired more than 1 caretaker (who happens to be super shitty at his job)
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Whenever prescription drugs mention to not operate heavy machinery after consumption, they are most likely implying something like a car but we always think they’re implying something like a forklift.
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If humans naturally had horns, we'd probably have to shave them down to a socially acceptable length.
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If new posts were scrolled upwards rather than downwards, it'd be so cool and add a sense of reaching to the top rather than diving deeper into the hole.
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The generation who taught us not to believe everything we read on the internet now believes everything they read on the internet -
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@FaZeJev looks like eminem. There, i said it.#Showerthoughts -
If a lightbulb catches fire, it's still producing light.
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there is more nipples in the world then people
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Why do we say there's plenty of fish in the sea and then shame people who fishes for compliments? Is this some mermaid related stuff I'm not aware off?
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"There is a finite number of people who were born the same year as you. Every time one of them dies, you are closer to being the last one."
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The streaming generation really missed out on the excitement and mystique of a hidden song on a CD
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One reason foreign songs are fun to listen to is that you can't tell how dumb the lyrics are.
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Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they will stay together forever
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In a fight u either get ur ass kicked or kick ass
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If you were innocent, wouldn’t you let the prosecuting side prove your innocence?
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Do you people use Just dance games to teach themselves how to dance?
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'Immaculate Conception' is a weird name for a high school. Imagine if there was a school called 'Crucifixion of the Messiah High' or 'Praying in Gethsemane Garden Primary'? 'Convent of Mercy' is up there too.
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When you go to the doctor and you say “Hi, sorry but I’m sick”
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Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late.
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The letter ‘E' is pronounced differently each time in 'Mercedes.'
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