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  1. Maybe Hogwarts wouldn’t be in such disarray all the time if they hired more than 1 caretaker (who happens to be super shitty at his job)

  2. Whenever prescription drugs mention to not operate heavy machinery after consumption, they are most likely implying something like a car but we always think they’re implying something like a forklift.

  3. If humans naturally had horns, we'd probably have to shave them down to a socially acceptable length.

  4. If new posts were scrolled upwards rather than downwards, it'd be so cool and add a sense of reaching to the top rather than diving deeper into the hole.

  5. The generation who taught us not to believe everything we read on the internet now believes everything they read on the internet -

  6. looks like eminem. There, i said it.

  7. If a lightbulb catches fire, it's still producing light.

  8. prije 37 minuta

    there is more nipples in the world then people 🤷🏼‍♂️

  9. prije 1 sat

    Why do we say there's plenty of fish in the sea and then shame people who fishes for compliments? Is this some mermaid related stuff I'm not aware off? 🤔

  10. "There is a finite number of people who were born the same year as you. Every time one of them dies, you are closer to being the last one." Read more philosophy

  11. The streaming generation really missed out on the excitement and mystique of a hidden song on a CD

  12. One reason foreign songs are fun to listen to is that you can't tell how dumb the lyrics are.

  13. Your future wife is probably telling her boyfriend that they will stay together forever

  14. prije 2 sata

    In a fight u either get ur ass kicked or kick ass

  15. prije 3 sata

    If you were innocent, wouldn’t you let the prosecuting side prove your innocence?

  16. prije 4 sata

    Do you people use Just dance games to teach themselves how to dance?

  17. 'Immaculate Conception' is a weird name for a high school. Imagine if there was a school called 'Crucifixion of the Messiah High' or 'Praying in Gethsemane Garden Primary'? 'Convent of Mercy' is up there too.

  18. prije 7 sati

    When you go to the doctor and you say “Hi, sorry but I’m sick”

  19. Being 5 minutes early to an appointment doesn't feel that early but being 5 minutes late feels really late.

  20. The letter ‘E' is pronounced differently each time in 'Mercedes.'

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