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  1. 15 hours ago

    If you can find the balance between desperation and fear, you can make people believe anything

    1 retweet 2 likes
  2. Aug 24

    You’re a liar and a traitor if you continue with the ban on suppressors or guns. . We all trusted you and now you betray us all for cash.

  3. Feb 1

    Liberal soyboys ... “Hahaha. Civil War, that’s stupid. We can’t fight.. We wear pussy hats and attack people at colleges. But real fight? We ain’t about that life. Mom won’t let us out that late. And half of us have hormone injection appointments. Don’t be silly!”

    5 replies 30 retweets 62 likes
  4. Jan 15
    Replying to

    Every time I sign up to bring the potato salad and every time it ends up sitting in the bathtub going bad.

    2 replies 6 likes
  5. Jan 30

    If the does happen, I hope they wear those red hats.

    1 reply 26 likes
  6. Aug 17

    I can't decide if twitter is going to cause the or actually PREVENT it by allowing everyone to keep at it at the keyboard

  7. Feb 17

    I see the humor we enjoyed from the has been revived in . Have at it.

    1 retweet 3 likes
  8. Feb 18
    Replying to

    This desperately needs a hashtag, man, so we can create a story like

    2 replies 15 likes
  9. Feb 16

    Things haven't been so hectic since the

    1 retweet 4 likes
  10. May 8

    "It's Fox News viewers vs. everyone else" sounds like the answer to "Who will be the two sides in the Second American Civil War?"

    3 retweets 5 likes
  11. Aug 23

    Yes we are. The is real.

    Replying to @JoyAnnReid @jentaub
    We are at war.
    1 like
  12. Aug 18

    Any sort of would have a winner before it started. All the white, conservative, whatever you want to call it side would have to do is snip some key powerlines, ruin some roads, and suddenly the very fragile urban-suburban systems crumble

    1 retweet
  13. Feb 16

    I thought the was the worst it could get. Now I long for those simpler times, when my greatest fear was raisins in potato salad. 😕

    6 replies 20 retweets 76 likes
  14. Feb 17
    Replying to

    Ahhh this reminds me of the ... those were dire times

    10 likes
  15. Jul 4

    ⁦⁩ ⁦⁩ Most trying thing about fighting in last years was having to wait out that rain delay.

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  16. Jan 4

    The boomers are freaking out all over face book dot com today complaining about being hacked or something, they’re not sure. Good job, everyone.

    1 like
  17. 4 Dec 2018
    Replying to

    Mass arrests? Oh no. I’d take to the streets but I’m so tired after fighting the

    7 likes
  18. Feb 15
    Replying to

    Still tapped out from the , or I would bring some avocado toast.

    1 reply 8 likes
  19. 29 Dec 2018
    Replying to

    Funniest tweets of all were the tweets. I spent an entire night laughing til I cried.

    1 reply 8 likes
  20. Apr 1
    Replying to

    Participants in the won't stand for that!

    1 reply 1 retweet 20 likes

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