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  1. Jan 3

    A cyclist is a disaster for the economy.

  2. Many thanks to those in power over here who decided it was fair to shutdown the US government (what even is that, anyway?) It means that my return trip to California is shorter as I can’t visit which is one of the things I was most looking forward to.

  3. 1 hour ago

    I love the fact that Greenland is all ice and Iceland is all green

  4. 1 hour ago

    People who wear airpods are the same people who push a pull door

  5. Jan 3

    I don’t really know how to use hashtags in a way that isn’t

  6. 19 hours ago

    I’m not even vaguely a fan. But your ability to know why is apologized is impressive.

  7. 5 hours ago

    I take super-hot showers to practice burning in hell.

  8. 12 hours ago

    Our four founding fathers would be proud of him

  9. 4 Dec 2018
  10. 19 hours ago
  11. Jan 1

    It’s always nice seeing family. The firs thing they say is “you gained weight yea?” The most beautiful thing my family can ever say

  12. 8 hours ago

    What?? Are you saying a president would actually ignore a Supreme Court decision? What kind of self important blowhard would do such a thing?

  13. Jan 3

    8-y-o doing word search comes down to my office. Him: Dad. I can't find this last word. Me: What word is it? Him: FAIL Me: Do you see the irony in that? Him: :-/

  14. Jan 3

    I love the effor you put in

  15. Jan 1

    Omg school is fun😆

  16. Jan 4

    read all my tweets in a tone ...... you know, for full effect.

  17. 27 Dec 2018

    When nobody is give u a fuck.. . Its better to fuck your self on ur own😂😂😂 😅

  18. Jan 3

    I thought I would begin 2019 with more compassion towards idiotic tweets and be nice. My gene had other ideas.

  19. 27 Dec 2018
    Replying to and

    I was being things are getting stupid with anything which separates out a proportion of humanity being defined in a way which demands a response claiming discrimination

  20. 9 hours ago

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