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Airport bars during holiday travel are just the best
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"So its like Jurassic Park but the music is all fart noises" "You mean Jurassic Fart"
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"You can get a bagpipe starter kit for $100"
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This girl knows ALL of the deals in
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Rubi looks a sloth. I look like a koala. And Ivette looks like mutt puppie.
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On a lighter note, Sbux barrista asked if I watched House. Seems my order of a talk blonde reminds her of Chase.
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So bored at the airport like hello neighbor.
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I also made a strategic mistake: I'm not anywhere near the schoolies elsewhere on the train. I'm missing out on the on-board entertainment.
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Chat roulette... wow that was crazy when it first came out
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Claire, "My favorite temperature is 47 degrees." Me, "Um, okay. Why not 48? Claire, "Nah, 48 is too close to 50."
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I love getting random phone calls every once in a while because someone wrote my number in a sauna at a Best Western...
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Guy on bus: "This is my kid." Me: "Okay?" Guy: "He needs a new mum." Me: "MOVE. MOVE NOW. MOVE FAR AWAY."
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#RandomConversations Guy from Mamelodi said to me," I want to buy a Golf 6" Me: Do you have a house? Him: I will inherit from parents
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Williamsburg means you have mutual friends with strangers. Even older gentlemen in the tire line at Walmart.
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Having a beer and a random conversation with a colleague... how we get onto the topic of people taking adult toys on holidays is beyond me! I said they surely don’t, he thinks they do?
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"You can make someone love you, but they will go after their desires with or without your consent"
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Friend A: What are you doing up there? Me: I'm the troll of the bridge, you need to pay a toll. Friend T: Why aren't you under the bridge? Me: HEY Friend T: I know I'm a stereotyping a**. Me: How dare you assume my role now pay the toll!
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#RandomConversations Me: If a person is affectionate towards me now and standoffish later, I honestly wouldn't mind na as much. I don't want negative vibes anywhere near my baby. Ayoko ng toxic 'no. BFF: Ay very nanay ka sa statement na yan, I still can't believe it!

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yesterday it was e.t`s long red finger... today mens balls.. see isn't twitter just bloody brilliant at times

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Chillaxing on a Saturday night watching football with
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