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  1. 20 Dec 2017

    Airport bars during holiday travel are just the best

  2. 26 Dec 2018

    "So its like Jurassic Park but the music is all fart noises" "You mean Jurassic Fart"

  3. 20 Nov 2013

    "You can get a bagpipe starter kit for $100"

  4. 9 Jan 2018

    This girl knows ALL of the deals in ...particularly at ! Raspberries, protein powder and chicken...so many deals!

  5. 22 Jul 2013

    Rubi looks a sloth. I look like a koala. And Ivette looks like mutt puppie. . Lol

  6. 27 Dec 2013

    On a lighter note, Sbux barrista asked if I watched House. Seems my order of a talk blonde reminds her of Chase.

  7. 20 Dec 2013

    So bored at the airport like hello neighbor.

  8. 14 Dec 2018
    Replying to and

    I also made a strategic mistake: I'm not anywhere near the schoolies elsewhere on the train. I'm missing out on the on-board entertainment. .

  9. 24 Jan 2018

    Chat roulette... wow that was crazy when it first came out

  10. 18 Nov 2014

    Claire, "My favorite temperature is 47 degrees." Me, "Um, okay. Why not 48? Claire, "Nah, 48 is too close to 50."

  11. 13 Feb 2014

    I love getting random phone calls every once in a while because someone wrote my number in a sauna at a Best Western...

  12. 13 Mar 2013

    Guy on bus: "This is my kid." Me: "Okay?" Guy: "He needs a new mum." Me: "MOVE. MOVE NOW. MOVE FAR AWAY."

  13. 13 Jul 2016

    Guy from Mamelodi said to me," I want to buy a Golf 6" Me: Do you have a house? Him: I will inherit from parents 😂

  14. 23 Dec 2014

    Williamsburg means you have mutual friends with strangers. Even older gentlemen in the tire line at Walmart.

  15. 3 Apr 2018

    Having a beer and a random conversation with a colleague... how we get onto the topic of people taking adult toys on holidays is beyond me! I said they surely don’t, he thinks they do?

  16. 4 Jul 2013

    "You can make someone love you, but they will go after their desires with or without your consent"

  17. 12 Dec 2018

    Friend A: What are you doing up there? Me: I'm the troll of the bridge, you need to pay a toll. Friend T: Why aren't you under the bridge? Me: HEY Friend T: I know I'm a stereotyping a**. Me: How dare you assume my role now pay the toll! .

  18. 27 May 2018

    Me: If a person is affectionate towards me now and standoffish later, I honestly wouldn't mind na as much. I don't want negative vibes anywhere near my baby. Ayoko ng toxic 'no. BFF: Ay very nanay ka sa statement na yan, I still can't believe it! 😂😂

  19. yesterday it was e.t`s long red finger... today mens balls.. see isn't twitter just bloody brilliant at times 😍

  20. 23 Aug 2014

    Chillaxing on a Saturday night watching football with

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