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  1. 8 uur geleden

    "How's Zion?" "You mean the bloodsucking fungus who's probably hiding under a rock, waiting for the next innocent victim he can lure into his trap?" "Told you. Shouldn't date til you're 30. Can I finally go throw him into a dumpster now?" "Make sure he bounces."

  2. 13 uur geleden

    ?” The newly wed princess asked, “are you positive?” “Quite poisitive, Your Highness”, the venerated healing witch said as she washed the infection from her hands. “How?” The witch blinked at her incredulously, “His Grace is a frog... what did you expect?”

  3. Isabet balanced on the toadstool and sipped more dustwine from the acorn cup. "I dunno, you seem like a fungus to me! No! Wait! Fungii! Fun. Guy!" She broke into a gurgling, snorting chortle. "Yeah," Bero took the acorncup from her hand. "You've had enough"

  4. 19 uur geleden

    I am one arm down due to the Bandersnatch and an injured leg from the roaring ogre. But today, I was blessed; Hedwig the owl delivered the messages... LINE FUNGUS BLIND DRINK Now he wants a finger in payment! Does Harry have to pay?

  5. 28 jun.

    I plummeted to the dirt floor clutching three tickets in my bloodied fist. The tickets, one for each prompt were... Open Gelatinous Net Getting them from the roaring ogre almost cost me my leg. My ascended armor wasn't a waste of time and gold.

  6. 27 jun.

    He had built a nice, comfortable about his emotions but one touch of her hand sliced it open and forced him to emerge transformed.

  7. 27 jun.

    With a wave of , a cold shiver that traced its way down to his toes, he watched the open. He felt like the last 7 years had been wasted, an abject failure. But as he watched her step into the world, he knew, without a doubt. She was perfect.

  8. 27 jun.

    I have traveled long and far, through sandstorms, survived a Bandersnatch attack and dodged a Sarlacc. VOLLEY DREAD COCOON PS: I'm typing this with my arm hanging by a thread. Does anyone have a health potion for me?

  9. 26 jun.

    I ran the under warm water, listening to its hollow, metal echo. I sighed as the sink cut through the film of sour milk. “Good riddance,” said Dad with a grunt. “Last time ya got carried away! Seventeen cats! Jeez.” “Marshmallow was different...”

  10. 26 jun.

    Grandma always fussed because I never left a saucer of milk in the back yard for the fae. I wasn't sure how to explain that they just walked inside and got their milk straight from the fridge.

  11. 26 jun.

    The 12 yo grabbed Anari's hand, her eyes wide as saucers. "He proposed? Is that a diamond? He proposed to you? Are you engaged to my uncle? Omigod, are you going to be my aunt? How'd he do it? When? Did you say yes? Obviously, you said yes, right?" "Breathe, Hope."

  12. 26 jun.

    The saucer sailed through the air. The teacup followed. She was rather more than just a little miffed.

  13. 26 jun.

    TENACIOUS OCEAN FEET/LEGS FAMILY DIALOGUE FAMILY ACTION GIRLS THE TRUTH IS HOPE SAUCER COURSE ALWAYS

  14. 26 jun.
  15. 25 jun.

    PULL MOB ADVENTURE AIRPLANES INFATUATED YOUR SUMMER READS MC'S COMFORT MOVIE FRUITS IN WIP A SUMMER MEMORY ZEBRA SCRAPE SHUDDER

  16. 24 jun.

    Prompts for TODAY are: - BEGGING - WOMEN - SUNSET - FLOWERS - LOSS – BITE NAILS GLACIER SWEAT

  17. 24 jun.

    Max rolled his eyes as his idiot-brother jumped up and down on the edge of a glacier. "You look stupid, more than usual." He said. "Please tell me you don't really believe you can budge this thing?" "Two words...The Butterfly Effect." "That's three words, moron."

  18. 23 jun.

    "You have a sentient metal living in you, you use some kind of glowing light to make amazing things happen, and you drive a '65 Barracuda! Those are the ingredients of a salad of awesomeocity!" "Not a word, Mick," his wife said. "Neither were half of Shakespeare's!"

  19. 23 jun.

    Try our prompt and use the word SALAD! It'll be fun! Well...it involves salad...so mostly fun.

  20. 23 jun.

    He reminded me of salad. No, not in a bad way. Something about his face maybe : tomato and radish minced very finely perhaps? Or the way he made those little quips? I am not fond of salad, but they say it's good for you, and I was too broke to pay for my own drinks.

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