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  1. Paladin: *walks in* we got bedbags. Cleric: what? Paladin: *grabs sword* we got bedbags. Cleric: I'm sorry? Paladin: *SIGH. Opens door to reveal a horde of Sleepingbag mimics with centipede like legs* Bedbags. Cleric: 😱

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  2. Wizard: okay you all start at your day job. Sorcerer: I get some coffee! Warlock: oh! Time to file paperwork- Fightet: *walks in* what're y'all doin'? Wizard: oh this? Its a 😎 Scrollplaying game! Wanna play? Fightet: I dunno...seems kinda meta

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    With the , everyday is punday!

  4. A good pitch is the powerhouse of the Sell.

  5. DM 1: Oh dear heavens what happened! DM 2: uhm...*takes TPK-ed party out of the Campaign-crowave* DM 1: how...how long did you leave them in for? DM 2: 😥 Just for 3 Minotaurs! My dice just rolled really well...

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    ROGUE: I check for traps. BARBARIAN: Kick down the door! FIGHTER: OK, three attacks...Monster's down. BARD: *ahem* I Lute the room. 😎 BARBARIAN: ... FIGHTER: ... ROGUE: ...did you just-? WARLOCK: Eldritch Blast.

  7. Paladin: *dusts hands* there. All clean and organized- "LOOK WHAT I PICKED UP!" Paladin: 😱 Sorcerer: SEE!? *cart filled with brick a brac* Paladin: oh no... Sorcerer: yes...I've been 😎 Day Trinketing. Paladin: 😭

  8. Gunslinger: That's quite the fancy contraption you got there...reminds me of...what's it called...Negative Press? Artificer: I admit it provided inspiration...but I call this slug thrower...😎 Hot Gauss

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    Barbarian: YES THIS PLACE HAS PICTURES OF MANY FAMED ADVENTURERS Paladin: good. 'Cause i really gotta work on my brand Barbarian: WORRY NOT FRIEND. WE ARE HERE *points at sign* Paladin: 😑 The Hall of Gyros Barbarian: THE MENU IS DIVINE Paladin: *faith palm*

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    Ever wonder why ghosts are resistant to non-magical attacks? It's because they 😎 Parry Normal.

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    Cleric: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT! Necromancer: You wanted rations preserved, SO I PRESERVED THEM. Cleric: NOT LIKE THAT- Bard: *walks in and eats a ration* Cleric/Necro: 😬 Bard: raaaah...🧟‍♂️ Graaaaains... Cleric: 😐 *stares at Necromancer* You did this.

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    Dwarven Bards. Because sometimes you just need a little... 😎 Beard-ic Inspiration.

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    Wizard: you're ideas are always such bunch of trash. Bard: Awh ☺️ thanks! Wizard: THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT! Bard: you're right...😎 it was a Garbage Brag. Wizard: 😐 *walks away*

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    Dragon 1: ugh...this Adventurer is too stringy. How's yours? Dragon 2: oh mine? Its not Bard at all.

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    Fighter: okay Wizard: we're gonna need you to stay in the back lines for this. Wizard: oh I'll be fine! I just learned Mage Armor! Fighter: It's not the sa- Wizard: You might say I have 😎 Studied Leather Armor. Fighter: ...😐

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    Cleric: I hope they're alright... Warlock: *reading* honey they'll be fine Cleric: are you sure? Maybe I should check- Warlock: *sets down book* I know Bard and Fighter are accident prone but...😎 Don't be a Healy-copter Cleric: 🙄 okay I walked into that one

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    Lich: Bwahaha! And now I will finish you off- "I don't think so" Lich: what? Who's that!? *music thrums, lasers and fireworks flare...and lights raise to reveal Bard and the entire college of swords* Bard: get ready for...😎 The Cut in Half Time Show

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    Bard: okay explain the rules again? Barbarian: YOU DRINK. IF YOU FINISH, YOU THROW THE BALL. IF YOU GET THE BALL FAR ENOUGH YOU WIN. Bard: ...but the field is like a mile long. Barbarian: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT...😎 THE STUPOR BOWL.

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    Wizard: so...what exactly is going on? Paladin: well that group of Fighters is trying to get the ball to the endzone of that group of Other Fighters. Wizard: oooh...and it's called- Paladin: Featball. Wizard: ...of course it is.

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    Paladin: there's too many of them! Sorcerer: I, respectfully, disagree. There are -JUST- enough *casts fireball* Paladin: 😯 Sorcerer: *dusts hands* what can I say...Fire Works 😎

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