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A good pitch is the powerhouse of the Sell.
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ROGUE: I check for traps. BARBARIAN: Kick down the door! FIGHTER: OK, three attacks...Monster's down. BARD: *ahem* I Lute the room.
BARBARIAN: ...
FIGHTER: ...
ROGUE: ...did you just-?
WARLOCK: Eldritch Blast.
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Gunslinger: That's quite the fancy contraption you got there...reminds me of...what's it called...Negative Press? Artificer: I admit it provided inspiration...but I call this slug thrower...
Hot Gauss
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Lich: Bwahaha! And now I will finish you off- "I don't think so" Lich: what? Who's that!? *music thrums, lasers and fireworks flare...and lights raise to reveal Bard and the entire college of swords* Bard: get ready for...
The Cut in Half Time Show
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Bard: okay explain the rules again? Barbarian: YOU DRINK. IF YOU FINISH, YOU THROW THE BALL. IF YOU GET THE BALL FAR ENOUGH YOU WIN. Bard: ...but the field is like a mile long. Barbarian: THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT...
THE STUPOR BOWL.
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Wizard: so...what exactly is going on? Paladin: well that group of Fighters is trying to get the ball to the endzone of that group of Other Fighters. Wizard: oooh...and it's called- Paladin: Featball. Wizard: ...of course it is.
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Just for 3 Minotaurs! My dice just rolled really well...
The Hall of Gyros
Barbarian: THE MENU IS DIVINE
Paladin: *faith palm*
Bard: raaaah...
Graaaaains...
Cleric:
*stares at Necromancer* You did this.
thanks!
Wizard: THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT!
Bard: you're right...
okay I walked into that one
Sorcerer: *dusts hands* what can I say...Fire Works