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  1. 29 Aug 2018

    Vivek Agnihotri as a programmer - I think we should store values of all the local variables in a List. Leftist Manager - Now lists are being made ,are we already in an emergency ? This is not the Algorithm Mahatma's compiler would approve.

  2. 27 Jun 2017

    Its not pronounced "sequels", it's pronounced "SQLs"

  3. 28 Feb 2016

    Real programmers don't comment! It was hard to write, it should be hard to read!

  4. 15 Feb 2015
    Replying to

    @spxrkzy my cookies expire in 2038

  5. 2 Mar 2016

    "Go to the store and buy some milk. If there are eggs, buy 6“. The man never returned

  6. 22 Jul 2018

    First interview on the morrow. Hard to explain, but it isn't directly for a specific position so less risky. I always mess up stupid things so here's to messing up so bad that it integer overflows to being not a mess-up. 🤞🏽

  7. 11 Jun 2018

    What is the difference between Tinder and A Webhook Based API to Access Indexed Arrays? In one people are looking for hookups. In the other people are hooking for lookups. :D

  8. 30 Mar 2013

    I know this great UDP joke but you might not get it.

  9. 5 Nov 2018

    Why did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays 😂😀😂

  10. 31 Dec 2015

    Why did c++ decide to not go out with c? - frankly speaking because C has no class

  11. 17 Aug 2018
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  13. 16 Jul 2013
    Replying to

    *catches your exceptions*

  14. 8 Mar 2016

    I like telling UDP jokes because it doesn't matter if you get them.

  15. 31 Dec 2015
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  17. 2 Nov 2015

    After so many ppl return their awards Void Main() has also decided to return a value!😂

  18. 5 Jan 2016

    The object-oriented way of becoming wealthy is inheritance.

  19. 1 Dec 2015

    Well yeah, that's a wise decision :P

  20. 27 Apr 2016

    Q. Why do Java programmers need glasses? A. Because they don't C#! منقول

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