#priorities

I have a date tonight. Once again, going out to a Mexican place. Because even if the date is a disaster I can still eat my weight in chips and salsa. #Priorities

I’m not gonna lie I haven’t been thinking about me lately and what’s best for me but I need to change that because I need to be the most important person in my life because I came to this world alone and I’m gonna die alone. #Priorities

Grudge paying £20 for a top or a pair of jeans but just spent £20 on a love island water bottle #priorities

Your 10yr old has spectacular taste (and well done showing her “Back to the Future”). #Priorities https://twitter.com/jasonplotkin/status/1023711244644220938 …

I’m at the gym and I’ve just called the local cafe to check they’re still serving breakfast. #Priorities

I have to get ready to leave for band camp in 30 minutes but instead I’m sitting on my floor watching movies. #Priorities

4 weeks until i move to fucking China and it’s just starting to sink in. Mental. Equally shitting it, buzzing and distraught that the time difference will severely fuck me over with watching football #Priorities #3:55AMKickOff

Gonna be in Costa Rica during HOF game. Thrilled when I found out we'd have wifi, but my wife was not happy when I told her I'd be using it to watch the game. If you don't hear from me, tell the police to search the jungle for a body decked out in Bears gear. #priorities

“No one ever taught me how to save” isn’t an excuse to blow money you don’t have in order to keep up with others. Being an adult means you sacrifice what you WANT in favor of things you NEED to take care of. #Priorities

Do I leave for college tomorrow? Yes Am I packed yet? No Am I at a horse show? Yes #priorities

I literally stood on a chair last night & announced to as many people that were listening that the grilled cheese truck is only a few steps away form the beer gardens lol #priorities :)

Kudos to #SFGiants manager Bruce Bochy and #Twins manager Paul Molitor, who will leave their teams this weekend and be at the Hall of Fame induction. Bochy managed Trevor Hoffman and Alan Trammell was on his staff; Molitor is former teammates with Jack Morris. #Priorities

Everyone’s out here getting engaged/married, buying houses, having kids and I’m debating whether to even take the time reheat my leftover chipotle or not #priorities

Just saw a story on local news about an injured kitten at humane society up for adoption. Wow imagine if the thousand local foster care kids got the same coverage/attention! #priorities

The kitchen and study/library are unpacked! #priorities

Some goons literally kidnapped you and made their way into your house where you child lays her head...but you worried about a chain? #priorities

Playing Hogwarts mystery. Having lunch with a friend. There are crisps on our plates. Real life me: “I wish I had crisps.” I’m a friggin witch in this game and the thing I’m jealous of is snacks #priorities

Anyone else's heart flutter when the delivery they've been tracking for over a week goes from "Pending" to "It's on it's way"? #priorities If you're heart flutter's over a text from a s/o that's fine too boo