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  1. 11 May 2017

    I invented wtf.

    1 reply 3 retweets 2 likes
  2. 11 May 2017

    baby

    3 replies 11 retweets 16 likes
  3. 11 May 2017

    Politics today requires the complete suspension of disbelief.

    4 replies 20 retweets 53 likes
  4. 2 Jul 2017

    Well, ur a big thinker

    I am thinking about changing the name CNN to !
    30 replies 38 retweets 393 likes
  5. 13 May 2017

    I came up with the phrase "Pardon my French". NO ONE DENIES THIS!

    1 reply 2 retweets 4 likes
  6. 11 May 2017
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    . I have to do this ...

    6 replies 33 retweets 57 likes
  7. 21 Apr 2018

    It's hard to describe in words how great it is to see those 0's

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  8. 13 Jun 2017

    Rain report on areas we farm in: White Lake=.12" Our Quonset=.62" N of Plankinton=.83" Mount Vernon=.80" Letcher=.86"

    1 reply 4 retweets 17 likes
  9. 11 May 2017

    thinks he created the term . It's a 150 year old term. He's senile.

    2 replies 3 retweets 12 likes
  10. 1 Apr 2018
    Replying to

    just invented that saying, "big flows".

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  11. 7 Sep 2017

    I don't know if you've ever heard the word hurricane before. It's a word I just made up.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  12. 12 May 2017

    Right after he coined the phrase "" he invented the idea of "pull my finger."

    1 reply 3 likes
  13. 17 Dec 2018

    A month until my first college baseball game. Beyond blessed

    1 reply 16 likes
  14. 19 Nov 2016

    Last game of the year. Time to bring this seniors a win for their last one.

    2 replies 7 likes
  15. 7 Sep 2017

    Down 22-0 at half time to give in? No way! Huge win 8th grade 28-22! you get out what you put in!

    3 retweets 32 likes
  16. 6 Jun 2017

    Feeling like one lucky guy right now. Got some rain NW of Plankinton tonight.

    2 replies 9 likes
  17. 11 May 2017

    Instead of saying you don't like something, try saying you're "not a fan." I just came up with that.

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  18. 11 May 2017

    Does anyone really believe a man who didn't know and who says is in control?

    6 retweets 19 likes
  19. 11 May 2017

    Time for the Trumpkins to boycott Merriam-Webster, if only they knew where she lived.

    Replying to @MerriamWebster
    'Pump priming' has been used to refer to government investment expenditures since at least 1933.
    3 replies 16 retweets 43 likes
  20. 11 May 2017

    I'm waiting for Trump to invent the phrase "I'm outta here."

    6 retweets 16 likes

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