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  1. Imma make some dinner for 2 on Valentine’s Day and eat both of them

  2. prije 8 sati

    Telling someone you'll do something when something when your songs over but they dont know the song is on repeat.

  3. Odgovor korisniku/ci
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    My just did the biggest in all of human history. I've had her a year. She won't sit on my lap. So I go into the kitchen to get some water, find her sitting on my mom's lap. Then the cat looks me right in my fucking eye. "What are you gonna do about it, hooman?"

  5. when you google to get to google

  6. prije 13 sati

    putting salsa valentina on your lunch sandwich is a

  7. prije 18 sati
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    and i am here for it

  8. prije 18 sati

    can't believe pelosi literally got up on the podium, dropped her trousers and defecated all over trump's speech

  9. prije 18 sati

    I’m going to approach my last three clinical rotations like . Just claim a perfect evaluation and EOR score on the first day, then move on to the next one before the results are in.

  10. prije 20 sati
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    Just throw the script at your assistant and tell them you want it ripped in half and on your desk before they leave. And tell them they can get to work on that right after they bring your coffee. All said while looking over the top of your glasses at them.

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  12. 5. velj

    San Diego’s “just say no to winter” as campaign is a big flex 💪

  13. 5. velj

    That was quite the Pelosi at the end there.

  14. 5. velj

    The speech, just like the president who gave it, is now trash.

  15. 5. velj

    Y'all Pelosi did THAT

  16. 5. velj
    Odgovor korisnicima

    It’s always scared the shit out of me too

  17. 5. velj

    I didn’t know I wanted to use cash as a pocket square, but I guess I have to now.

  18. 4. velj

    As if I didn’t love already... She said.. it ain’t even like that 😂😂

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