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  2. ; About that quiet voice you ignore, that says you should write, or paint, or create,.... The quiet voice is right.

  3. Sometimes suffering feels easier than healing. At least its familiar.

  4. So anyway, don't beat yourself even more, if you don't feel ready to heal yet.

  5. in Madison Square Park: "I hate talking to him because I hate looking at his face." He's so lucky to have her as a friend.

  6. at Bacara Resort in Santa Barbara, CA... Woman (coughing into napkin): "I think…

  7. "I always feel bad saying no to people handing out the little cards" oh just you wait

  8. "Wow, it's still blowing" "That's what she said... Did. That's what she did"

  9. "friend of mine has a yurt in her garden. When I'm in town for meetings I stay there" Only in London.

  10. "I love it when speakers present in a way that anyone could understand it" at - now there's a recommendation

  11. "You were really born in 1970?" "It's true, my secret is I drink six days a week. No, I tell a lie. I drink seven days a week"

  12. Lowering the voting age to 12, make it part of the education system

  13. on the high line: "No she totally arranged him being stabbed to death...she's pure evil." 🕵🕵🕵

  14. Woman1: OMG! So good to see U! When are you expecting!?! Woman2: Expecting what? Woman1: Ermm. That package. I…um…mailed you.🙅🏽👶🏻

  15. "Seldem right, Never in doubt" Internists on VA surgeons

  16. 'we're going to Eurobeat for the 3rd time - f**king awesome'

  17. : "If you need me, I'm going to be drunk."

  18. I almost just had an ax-iety attack dude!

  19. on the beach: I mean, I'm not getting to my goal weight on this vacation. So just bring me five pina coladas with extra sugar. 🙌🏻

  20. Overheard on the tube: "Can the council ban hippies? Bristol is inundated with them, They are like pigeons".

  21. That's why men mispronounce my name. They want me to bring the hammer.

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