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  1. 16 hours ago

    Already in 2019 and already has done the biggest of the year

  2. 6 hours ago

    Fuck airports I'm just trynna get somewhere with you

  3. Jan 2

    It's 2019 and there's still people who pronounce memes as "me-me's".

  4. 8 hours ago

    Just gave three midwestern “passing” smiles to three people before I realized they don’t do that in Europe

  5. 11 hours ago

    Some Lakers are about to get traded tonight

  6. 5 hours ago

    Imagine Shelter Live

  7. 20 hours ago

    Look at wendy's reply 😂😂😂

  8. 17 hours ago
    Replying to

    What a rough night let’s see got lost, got a ride from random dudes, called my ex, all in the span of 24 hours...

  9. Jan 3

    I sent 8 emails yesterday about all unrelated things and got only one response. Sometimes I feel productive, and then times like this, I feel like I can't get anything done until someone responds.

  10. Jan 1

    YouTube thumbnails broken??

  11. 4 hours ago

    Blood Donation intake lady reviewing my international travel history: Dubai is in California, so it’s not international. Me:

  12. 9 hours ago

    i cant turn yo stupid face, but i can turn a page

  13. We ain't riding a 6 game losing streak tho 🤷🏽‍♂️

  14. Jan 3

    Beginning of the year, looks like esports orgs are starting to drop their players for the year.

  15. Too. Much. Chili.

  16. It's always bittersweet when leaving for college. I love going to school but I hate leaving home.

  17. 26 Dec 2018

    Looking for a fortnite team right now.

  18. Jan 3

    It's breakup szn at the bar, 3 so far

  19. 30 Dec 2018

    My mom and my aunt made me an RJ cake since it’s my birthday..... I made a jello cake.... and all I have to say is oof

  20. Jan 4
    Replying to

    He’s also decided that he likes being a lap cat. After 8 years.

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