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What men say they want: Lucy - 39, Cambridgeshire, intelligent, supportive, caring, generous, bit fat but jolly with it. What men actually want: Tiffany - 24, Penge, 34GG, thinks Brexit is a new chocolate bar from Cadbury’s.
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Soooo David Pratt likes to harass women on
#Hinge
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Dear men on
#onlinedating sites, You like rock climbing, kayaking, fishing, hiking, golfing, skydiving, craft beer, music, your truck, your dog, the lake, wake boarding & going on adventures. I get it. It's just that I'm looking for someone a little more original & authentic. -
How many one-word answers to questions does it take for me to give up on a conversation with a new match? One.
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#Onlinedating is such a joy; Him: Would you like to swap numbers? Me: Sounds good, but please don't send me photos of your penis
Him: Get the fuck out my inbox you fat, stuck up slut. Hope you get raped & get the aids
So much to unwrap there! 


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Dear gentlemen of the online dating world: if a woman says she’s not interested or is looking for something different than you are, SHE IS NOT INTERESTED OR LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT. She is not inviting you to convince her otherwise.
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Had nice banter going w new
#tinder match. asked me to drinks tonight.. said I can't (stupid lupus flare) but would love to another day. Now he's annoyed. What's with this annoyance lately if girls aren't available same day?#whyimsingle#datingfails#onlinedating -
That's a lil deep for a first message
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Waiting...................
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Let's be honest. When it comes to
#onlinedating, most people have the attention span of a 3-year old. You're forgotten the moment something new and shinier comes along.
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Why do men ask this question? I DONT GET IT
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Not done it for a long while myself, but none of my single friends rate
#OnlineDating any more. Seems its just full of people with unrealistic expectations, gold diggers or serial-dating users...? What a time to be alive... -
Would it be great to travel with HER right?
#Onlinedating#DatingExpertspic.twitter.com/z7r7EqarNK
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I’ve tried
#onlinedating for the last two and a half years. All in all, I’d say it’s been the most epic dumpster fire in recorded history. -
Not even blanking his picture out. Today in
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I hate
#onlinedating but I just never meet anyone in real life (probably because I’m a hermit with no friends) I just want to be happy -
Oh, have the men on there suddenly figured out how conversations work?
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Why is it that every guy I speak to on match turns out to have serious issues?? I mean are all the normal ones taken?!
If this next one is a paranoid drug user aswell I may aswell just go out and get several cats! 
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Is it rude to ask a dude if he is a gangbanger? That's like something that should be disclosed, right?
#OnlineDating
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