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  1. Jul 2

    When your human changes your litter brand without consultation 😻🐈🐾

  2. Jul 3

    On the flight home overheard a young guy trying to impress a girl...by mainly talking the whole time abt himself.

  3. 2 hours ago

    Why has this person decides to block me in like I have some contortionist car, 😠

  4. Jul 3

    I'd take a comfy bed over sitting outside with smokers and drunks, watching sparks fly in the sky.

  5. Jun 26
  6. Jul 2

    I spun my first fidget spinner yesterday...

  7. Jul 3

    Look away now Katy Perry fans ... I watched her Glastonbury performance. Was she off key?

  8. Jun 27

    Appalling..No biscuits. 21 meals a day is'nt asking for much. Maybe I should go catch some birds or something?

  9. Jul 2

    So happy that Camilla is coupled with Craig and staying but bloody hell We're still stuck with Jonny and Tyla

  10. Jun 29

    i'm always ,,.. unless you're yuri plisetsky

  11. Jun 29

    Wow what a great way to start my vacation. Being delayed on the runway for 2 hours with no communication.

  12. 3 hours ago

    Richmond Tube leaves TG, comes to abrupt halt. Then advised its going to Ealing. No option to get off. WTF ?

  13. Jun 29

    Mood: Still pissed about the PLL finale

  14. 2 hours ago

    One thing to charge extortionate amounts. But to pay for 2 hours of no air con in a smelly sweaty train.

  15. Jul 3

    SMTOWN filming off a phone or some shit

  16. Jun 25

    Yeah but none of them have ever won a twitter war against Dan Dakich

  17. Jul 3

    weird how I left the doors open till 5.30!! We have CCTV if you want proof

  18. Jul 1

    This Horn dude auditioning for the UFC. Too much hugging and headlocking.

  19. Jul 3

    ~ "Imitation is the weakest & sometimes the most horrible form of flattery" - M. Noah

  20. 9 minutes ago
    Replying to

    it was terrible but my hand is now fine after soaking in cold water for a little. by my office today basically

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