#notevenamother

Little sister who hasn’t passed her driving test yet: ‘Jess will you take me to town in an hour?’ *I immediately list the house jobs she must do and never usually does in order for said lift* #smooth #notevenamother

What up #DC three different strangers have wished me a #happymothersday and I'm #NotEvenAMother

Breakfast in bed & a bunch of flowers, I could get used to this Mothers Day lark #notevenamother #nokids

Wrote a poem, got mistaken for having an abortion or having a kid in an abusive relationship #WriterProblems #NotEvenAMother

The best part about being 18 is that I get the Mothers Day gifts at church. #HappyMothersDayToMe #NotEvenAMother

Cant believe I was pushing Zac in his buggy today and some lads called me a MILF :| #notevenamother

You know you've hit an all time low when your sat on a Friday night watching row row row your boat YouTube videos. #notevenamother

Last year Juju got me these Flowers for Mother's Day #SoBeautiful #NotEvenAMother #Grateful… http://instagram.com/p/ZUTNQAHraR/ 

I got a present on Mother's Day #NotEvenAMother

Kiara's Mother's Day present to me.... Gahh I love her (: #Mother'sDay #NotEvenAMother #Love #MySweetBaby http://instagram.com/p/ZOdaVVrr5l/ 

Happy mothers day to me from murphys gas station! :D #Nice #Sweet #NotEvenAMother #Cute http://instagram.com/p/ZOQxDYBvEH/ 

My brothers getting me Starbucks for Mother's Day #notevenamother

Starting off mother's day right! #Notevenamother #chocolate #pastry #panera #fromdad http://instagram.com/p/ZNqCrXqhwy/ 

@HeidiThomasMcG marvellous, I have earned it... *sighs stoically* I hope it's not yellow? #notEVENamother

Cranky 10 month old who skipped his nap. Took me only 5 minutes to put him to bed. Yeah, I still got it! #Notevenamother

My motherly insticts have me want to go and make sure all my friend are actually going to bed.... #NotEvenAMother #ExceptToMyBestFriends ...

Just found out via Facebook that someone in my year at school is a grandmother. Eek! #notevenamother